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He might as well answer in Russian.
Peter Thiel, who thinks freedom & democracy are incompatible, and hates the social safety net & women voting, is trying to buy the outcome of VA’s redistricting vote to further his disgusting anti-democratic views.
Don’t let him!!!!! VOTE YES, Virginia, on 4/21, to stop Thiel.
“ Russia Installs Russian Spy to Lead Operation Framing Democrats for Investigating Russian Spies”
⚡️ President Zelenskyy says Ukrainian strikes caused over $2.3 billion in damage to the Russian oil industry this March.
Cartoon in
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We should be learning from other countries...
ANOTHER death in ICE detention.
All of Ukraine in one photo.Russia is a terrorist country.Putin is a murderer.If you think he only wants to kill Ukrainians,you're deeply mistaken/Russian fascists don't care who theykill;they hate everyone who lives better than them.They especially hate the Baltic people,Poles,Germans,and Americans
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
Yes indeed ..the bird understands water displacement
A NAFO Shiba Inu peeks over a hedge
Did someone say "NAFO"?!
trumps appointees being alcoholic incompetents and trumps jan 6th supporters being pedophiles seems like something historians are going to be studying tbh
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what a privilege it is to have your bed taken up by your dog who thinks it's the safest place in the world to be.❤
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The GOP can’t govern its way out of a paperbag. The Trump nitwit cabinet were all approved by the GOP. THE responsibility for this generational catastrophe is on the GOP and their billionaire friends.
America is an immigrant nation. If you're not native American, you're from somewhere else, period. Grabbing poc and sending them away in planes is not going to have any effect. America is never going to be an all-white, Christian idiocracy, thankfully, and that's a simple fact.
“On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Dear Media:
Blindly quoting the President without fact-checking or context is just misinformation with a press pass.
We don’t need stenographers; we need journalists. Do your job.
Which alarms you more? That Pete Hegseth is allowed to give sermons at the Pentagon in an effort to incite holy wars – or that he actually thought a world-wide audience would believe Quentin Tarantino fake Bible quote was real?
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As Breaker first reported, CBS News has invited both Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller to be guests at their tables at the White House Correspondents' dinner just days after Ellison's cocktail soiree.
You might or or might not (but I’m guessing might not) be surprised to learn that CBS News invited Stephen Miller to be their guest at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Hegseth, too.
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Photoshopped photo of doctors in a hospital tending a patient when a delusional guy in a white robe opens the door. The doctor says, sir can we help you? And the delusional man says no, I work here.
Well at least he can fall back on his other job.
Candace was right — “According to Secret Service, no ‘credible threats’ tied to the event, officials considered the site secure.”
Erika Kirk bailed because ticket sales were awful for her TP USA event with JD Vance— then claimed there were threats. 🤔 starmagazine.com/secret-servi...
Grotesque: In a dispute over a will, two brothers including a retired Alabama state trooper now working at a federal courthouse, appear to have gotten their mother-in-law arrested by ICE.
Using the state to remove disfavored family members is the sort of thing that happens in totalitarian regimes.
❗️Israel has allowed the Russian vessel ABINSK to enter the port of Haifa. The ship is carrying over 43,700 tons of Ukrainian grain stolen from temporarily occupied territories. This was reported by journalist Kateryna Yaresko of the SeaKrime project at the “Myrotvorets” Center.
I see that the party of “personal responsibility” is suggesting that Donald Trump is not personally responsible for "currently" being a crude, horrible person. Like this is new.
So they aren't personally responsible for voting for him—even though Donald has *always* been a crude, horrible person.