He who laughs last has the slowest broadband.
#modernproverbs

Early morning walk
Everywhere smells of farts
and Lynx Africa

#Haiku

You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.

@dankackroyd.bsky.social just logged in on that other place and saw Botham was trending and felt compelled to let you know that whenever I see his name I never think of his face and thank you for the mindfuck x

The view from my kitchen window right now...