Damn kids meals really did condition us for all these franchise tie ins at fast food places

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

when i finally get bottom surgery i am going to
be unstoppable

To the tune or Renegade by Styx

Free her

It will consume all of your time I highly recommend it

i’m normal about airplanes

It would probably fix me

Steam trains are so pretty

If your discord server has a leveling bot in it thats super cringe actually

Ranked Competitive Breast Growth

I worked way too hard on growing these E-cups for people to say a girl 3/4s my size has bigger tits than me

Actually, fuck it.

Today's the day you're going to learn hypno.

If you've been following me for a while and you've thought "wow, I wish Story would teach me hypnosis, she seems so cool and knowledgeable but she's too busy to help me directly", just follow along below.

This is Hypno Homework 101.

Ah yes the psychosomatic period symptoms strike for the n-th time in a row

*Passive aggressive subskeet*

Desire is so hot

Ingrown hairs are proof that there is no loving God.

Of the euphemisms for vagina
"Snatch" has to be one of the worst

Romantic acts of desperation

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

"she didn't struggle so she must have wanted it"

That's what you sound like right now.

Elder millennials shouldn't be allowed to run discord servers I've decided

The #1 thing that I want people to understand about hypnosis is that it's not just about saying "and now you feel yourself becoming a doll," but ACTUALLY doing things with a person's brain that makes that happen.

Doll example: Work on total passiveness; not moving, being posed, not choosing, etc.

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Assigned Gender By Audience

Only mildly relates but iirc NASA uses Taco Bell tortillas in space cause they last up to a year in storage and tortillas don't produce crumbs

All my friends are at a party and I am stuck at work

One day I will have plus size latex cat suit money

But that is not today

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This was a very positive experience for me btw