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Terrible books get published every week. For every book I thought was absolute dog shit, there were literally thousands of readers who wholeheartedly believed otherwise.
Being afraid of failure is fine. It’s normal. Write anyway. Do it scared.
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A screenshot of a thread on X (formerly Twitter). The original post is by Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) and reads: "Gay surrogacy and gay adoption are predicated on the idea that gay men (or women) have a 'right' to become parents. This idea is not only morally insane but also logically incoherent. It’s exactly like jumping off a building and claiming that you have the right to fly. Nobody has the right to defy the laws of nature. Where would such a right even originate? Two men cannot be parents. It’s impossible. Doesn’t matter how they feel or what they want. It cannot be. The only 'right' at issue here is the right of the child. And the child has a right to be raised by a mother and a father, not two men masquerading as mother and father." Jenna Ellis (@realJennaEllis) replies: "This same logic is the reason Obergefell should be overturned. Two men do not have a 'right' to be married either." Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) replies to Jenna Ellis: "Absolutely" The bottom of the screenshot shows the timestamp: 1:28 PM · Apr 19, 2026.
All the transphobic pick me gays will have it coming when they're done with us.
We told you so.
I LOVE CHARRY!
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NOT CHARLIZE 😭😭😭
Fanfic is fun because sometimes you'll look through your TBR list wanting to discover a kink you never knew you had, but something else will catch your eye instead, and 3 days and 37 chapters later, you'll be wishing you could travel through the Internet to kill an OC and give your faves hugs. ❤️😭
This random cis woman loves you too. ❤️
No matter where you are on your journey, whether you're socially transitioning, medically transitioning, both, or neither, whether you're binary or not, whether you have one gender or many or none at all...remember that I love you and you matter.
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Walking is great! When I started my fitness journey, I walked on my treadmill for an episode of my favorite TV show every day. ❤️
This helps prevent injuries.
Step aerobics is easy to do at home. There are tons of videos on YouTube, and it's a fun way to work up a sweat.
Running is another good solo exercise. I use the Jeff Galloway run/walk method, in which you have an interval timer running on your phone that tells you when to walk and when to run.
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Personally don't recommend these. As the article notes, these properties are typically achieved through PFAS, which can shed carcinogens in your home (which you then inhale) or come out in the wash (polluting waterways for decades). Will try to do a thread on how to treat stains in the wash.
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The only thing I trust genAI to do is lie.
😍😍😍 I love your nails!
I wash mine twice a week, and just keep it in the braids I exercise in or a messy bun on greasy days. It doesn't look perfect, but it's good enough!
Your mental health struggles do not define you. They are not a moral failing.
Remember to be loud about the good things, too.
It can be hard to talk about the things we’re struggling with, but sometimes it’s hard to talk about the good things, too. Especially when we’re scared they’re temporary, or we haven’t had anything to celebrate in a while. But let this be your reminder. You can talk about it all.
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I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sending you and your family so much love. <enormous hugs> ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Philz Coffee, a San Francisco-born coffee chain, will remove Pride flags from all of its locations, the company said Wednesday, after an online petition criticizing the move spread rapidly on social media.
This is Spencer. He only drinks frothed water. Can't believe anyone would expect him to drink still water, like some kind of peasant. 13/10 (IG: mr.spennysaus)
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