kool-aid is the matcha equivalent of a tisane

i called it x-cop

logna business

neotokyo shoulda been THE counterstrike-killer imo

Ceci n'est pas une poubelle

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

doonesbury's mr butts's confederate veteran grandfather

kunio okawara in reverse

polygraph 2

arrested the racquet and pressured the ball's employer to fire it

been a long time since i last saw it and also my dvd is the tai seng transfer where you can't actually see shit in like 60% of the runtime, but i remember a touch of zen being everything but bottom left

AND a screensaver

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sekiro is definitely an onimushalike, due to having a literal gauntlet (well, prosthetic) and manual soul-vacuuming -- and the automatic soul-vacuuming and lack of gauntlet-connected-to-soul-vac makes souls games and elden ring onimushalites

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once had dental surgery in an office with cigar-era michelin posters -- strong bender-from-futurama-if-he-was-also-an-anti-dreyfusard vibes

somnambulant silverwhip, assonant silverspear, transient silverknife, repellant silveratlatl, bioluminescent silverbow, ebullient silvertruncheon, component silversanjiegun, avoidant silversai, equivalent silverbola, ointment silveraxe, pliant silverpolearm

Radiant Silvergun and Judgement Silversword imply the existence of a whole range of shmups with the ***nt Silver(weapon) naming scheme

the only dodging yoshi is a fan of is tax dodging

clearly borrowed from amuro at that; amuro has the engineering kink, char cannot appreciate mobile suit design on a level deeper than it looking cool and going fast -- he basically has slightly-above-a-tools-go-brrr understanding

10% searches for the actual pokemon, 30% actively mistyping "flamingo," and 60% suggested-search-as-autofill

can't even gacha if you can't afford the platform on which the gachas getcha

that's why she can't help it

i think? haven't played in over a year so i may be misremembering the cause tbh

fun when you get the adverse version of that from too many tonics though -- got pelted repeatedly from all sides with steel chairs by my angry future selves once, before they finally found the grenades

first version of civ i played and one of the first ps1 games i played (on pc via bleem -- map didn't display properly so it was largely unplayable)

"shotaro ishinomori dune" is my activation phrase

if your friends dig your grave a little too deeply it unleashes a balrog and they can GOTO 1 right then and there

Man Proposes, God Disposes (Edwin Landseer, 1864)

planet of the planet of the apes
apes of the planet of the apes