IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD

it also has this one

This is a dance off!

If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

This is a dance off!

If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

#Firefly animated series set between season 1 and the film in the works! They're campaigning for a home. #BringBackFirefly

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

Its one thing to know the abyss is real, its another to stare into it. You know?

Detroit is in the Eastern time zone.

You probably heard this as you read it.

a man in a superhero costume is fighting a monster in the air . Alt: Ultraman, finding resolve after failure. Much like myself. Sort of.

That looks so fun, I miss being there.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Oh man, I was no screens but wide awake when you wrote this, for similar-ish reasons (the book I'd been using to lull myself out suddenly got its hooks in me). Going to be a rough Monday.

"You're like the best baker ever! You should join a bakery!" - my 4 year old, upon learning I can make California Rolls both with AND without sesame seeds.
He's either very confused about what bakers do, or has mastered backhanded compliments.

Hey Detroit and Ann Arbor! Do you use Kubernetes? Do you go to any local meetups? I don't want to start another group if one already exists.

I take it orchestructure is gone for good? I haven't heard anything about it in some time. If you get something going, I'd be game for stopping by (assuming scheduling and all that).

AI has been devastating for the “checking on youtube to see if the movie has any trailers yet” user cohort

A drawing of a hand is giving me Vulcan Salute. The words "Live Long & JSTOR" are written across the palm.

My new, favorite sticker, courtesy of a friend at the Charleston Conference. #chsconf2025 @jstor.bsky.social

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

"You want me to come pick up the kids then I take it?"

Kids, in near harmony, screaming: WHAT EXPLAINS WHAT? Can we have more screen time?

Me at 8:30 AM: (pours cup of coffee)
Me at 11:30 AM: (finds cup of coffee, same spot, untouched) oh, that explains a lot.

Claude code saying "You're absolutely right"

everyone enjoying the future

Omg christo facists are the most evil ones

The generals are calling them fat man and little boy because of how badly they bombed.

File under "Fuck, I Wish I Thought of That!"

The magnetic deflector shield glows brighter when it is under attack from a plasma energy weapon.

(This is what is actually occurring.)

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide!

It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.

It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

kash patel always has the look of someone who just found out kash patel runs the fbi

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

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