Not a bad day to get back in the bunker #diefenbunker #coldwar

I’m watching the news on TikTok instead

Love Sarah’s shirt! Looking good! What is it?

Just discovering #BookTok and some adjacent communities and I got to say, there’s your new political party, America. Let those women run things. What a blend of open-minded, self-aware people.

More luck out there

First 4-leaf clover of the season. I’m not even going to pick it.

What did Mike Myers do to get mentioned at Diddy’s jury selection? Not sure he’s loving all of the new attention!

Canada is never for sale. Go, Mark Carney!

I just watched Mean Girls for the first time. It was so good! So many great points! Thanks @amypoehler.bsky.social and Tina Fey and Lindsay and Lorne and wow.

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I’m going to be doing a 6-minute set tonight. Something else to worry about for a change - it stresses me out to relieve your stress but I’m happy to do it!

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I’m still leading a yoga class this morning at 9! Hop on over to stretch with me if you have the link or live in Ottawa! If you need the link, send me a message!

He can hardly wait for summer. Lois ‘n Frima’s ice cream isn’t open yet! (But he remembers!)

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Thankful to my friends protesting today.

He wants people to grovel and come back to him? He’s a maniac. I can’t believe people voted for him.

Oh, he's fluffy! I won't groom him myself and he doesn't have an appointment for another couple of weeks so he'll be even fluffier still!

He loves the ice and snow!

It’s still winter in Canada. Please enjoy my dog on the ice this morning

Awesome update!

Just tax his friends appropriately and he’d be a hero! Legend!

He’s mad at India and Thailand? Feeling very ripped off? Wow.

Americans are being raped by other countries? Really. He’s opening with that?

Dear Diary,

Didn’t you just win a Juno?! Congratulations!

Funny night at Laugh for the Cure

LOL from @stephencolbert.bsky.social

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Can you imagine - they kill people including children - and the reaction is emojis in a group chat? What have we become? www.bbc.com/news/article...

When does America break up? How can these guys be trusted?

I went to an Ottawa Made book launch party today and had some great snacks! The book is amazing, too!