Mmmmmmm. Tariffs. So good for America.

Boneless wings are not a real thing. They are merely sauced up
chicken nuggets. Please respect my privacy at this time. I will not be taking questions.

Nobody liked Clippy. No one wants AI Clippy either. Especially with an upcharge.

As a Texan living in a pier and beam home built in the 50’s, I just want to take a moment to thank my electric blanket because omg I’m so cold. The snow is pretty though….

I love a Bravo show but the first 10 minutes of Southern Hospitality are infuriating me. Just a bunch of disordered eating patterns.

In celebration of @poptartsbowl.bsky.social we’re pairing Pop Tarts with great beers from Pinthouse Pizza.

First up: the OG Classic Frosted Strawberry and La Serenissima, a lovely Italian Pilsner./

I have four text threads about the @poptartsbowl.bsky.social It is glorious

Need some more #aggie sports accounts over here! Anyone I'm missing?

Kirk Herbstreit on logo celebrations: 'No need for that' After the Texas Longhorns beat the Texas A&M Aggies, ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit said there is 'no need' for logo celebrations.

"We can celebrate in other areas."

Great!

See ya next year horns!

Ok ok. Let’s get this going #bthotu

I will go to my grave knowing that was targeting #bthotu

Omg I care so very deeply tonight #bthotu

Langley, WA is such a beautiful town!

The last time the #aggies played the longhorns, I was drinking old fashioneds, and we lost, so obviously I won't be doing that tonight. Thinking my drink of choice tonight might be a French 75 but am open to suggestions. #bthotu

Once again, the disrespect for Marcel Reed’s throwing ability. Booger McFarland, who I genuinely like as an analyst, questioning his throwing ability in his pre-game analysis. The kid can throw and is only getting more confident every week! #bthotu

Two of my three dogs have formed an alliance potentially because of the cold snap in Austin but also because dog #3 has been a menace the past few days. My little mini Aussie NEVER invites this level of cuddling. Anyway, I love my dogs! #dogsofbluesky

Let’s gooooooo!

Am I a witch @aggiesfootball.bsky.social

@aggiesfootball.bsky.social

I manifested this!

Oh hey it’s me talking Aggie football on the BlueSky. My hot take is that defenses need to stop thinking that Marcel Reed can’t beat them with the throw. This game is currently causing me to drink but Reed can throw.
#bthoAuburn

Hi!

All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.

Hello Bluesky friends! Trying to start things out on a positive note. Here is my neighbor’s dog, Tater Swift, giving me a reverse boop.