These fuckers really are predatory. Their entire model hinges on people not knowing their own worth, and driving that notion down as far as possible. They want to pay for guaranteed views, which ain't how this works. They don't want to pay for the vast amount of work a dedicated video represents
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Love to get absolutely bombarded with sponsorship offers from the same company to do a dedicated video on a game, finally cave and tell them what your rate for that would be, and have them come back reticent to move forward given "where your channel is at". Motherfucker you asked me. Constantly
Personally I didn’t play Fortnite so I had no god damn clue what was happening in Rise of Skywalker.
Thank you!! I’m real happy with it!
I’m sorry is there supposed to be a video game underneath all of that or?
I don't know when it'll be done, but I want you all to have something while you wait.
So here's the first half of the Resident Evil video, for everyone paying $1 a month or more, to see right now.
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I don't know when it'll be done, but I want you all to have something while you wait.
So here's the first half of the Resident Evil video, for everyone paying $1 a month or more, to see right now.
www.patreon.com/posts/end-of...
Celebrating 4/20 by going to bed early.
1000 percent true.
Nord VPN sponsorships.
Cool. As. Hell.
Somehow this explains Silent Hill. *All* of it.
The RE video will, as things are looking currently, not come out by the end of this month.
Not just because I got sick *again*, but because I realized I very much needed to take care of my physical *and* mental health.
So it's coming out in May. And it's gonna be *great*!
Today is the day it worked.
!! NEW VIDEO !!
We explore collective grief and denial in the saddest zombie film of modern times: WE BURY THE DEAD (2024)
youtu.be/8sgzXLoJHn0
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The line about the FBI not being able to find Ethan despite him repeatedly calling them made me genuinely envious of your comedic writing! Fantastic work!
The new Super Bunnyhop video is here! HORSES may not have deserved the controversy it got, but it pairs beautifully with it. Thanks to some good new readings on criticism theory, I found a lot of meat on this bone to share that others missed. Please watch and enjoy!
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Lana Del Rey was ALWAYS gonna be a perfect fit for a Bond theme, and we finally have the definitive proof.
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"Please, the FBI can’t even find me, and I’ve been incessantly using my phone. To call the FBI."
While playing Condemned 2, I reminded myself that there was a Condemned film in the making at one point, which led me to this fake script by @playthroughline.com that had me gasping for air. playthroughline.com/scripts/cond...
I have to applaud Ethan for being able to drink alcohol in a dream and, somehow, be drunk when he wakes up.
I think I also heard that the planed Condemned movie was gonna go in a more supernatural direction as well? I gotta respect the *insistence* that the somewhat grounded detective story just HAD to escalate to a bloody intergalactic war.
It is, at the very least, an *interesting* sequel. One that fails at SO FRICKING MUCH, but also charms with its edgy bullcrap.
The side of me that loves camp absolutely *adores* that the game decided to pivot to silly sci-fi nonsense, but a different side makes me think of how much better the game would've been had it exercised even the slightest bit of composure.
HOLY SHIT THAT'S *NEAT*!!
I don't wish to trash the devs behind Condemned 2, because they clearly put a lot of effort into several aspects of the game, but BY GOD does it have one of the worst finales of any horror game I've ever played.
I really got that feeling from the trailer, that it was basically gonna be Evil Dead Rise again, but with a mummy (mummies?).
Rise was great, so I'll probably find some enjoyment from this one. But a shame if it's not much more than Rise *again*.
“So what you’re telling me Rosa is that, if I master this generation thing, I can become a Sonic Hero?”
A dialogue option in Condemned 2 (2008) that says “Does he describe how Sonic Generation works?”
WILD that Condemned 2, a game published by Sega, accidentally(?) featured the title of a *vastly* different game that come out three years later.