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The @IEA projected that the world would use ~105 million barrels per day in 2026.

With the disruption in the Strait we are already predicted to go down to an average of 100mbpd for 2026.🧵

I suggest these types of polls would better serve the public interest if they listed (the subject at hand) vs “the person’s primary news source.” The driver is less party affiliation and more information source (although of course they correlate).

Thanks for posting this. Haven’t seen any of them here in southern VT yet, but we’re also above 1800’.

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Facebook: down from interference from Iran? Or Israel or the US? Or just coincidence?

Is there still a Congres?

One way: just publish everything he says verbatim.

@maibached.bsky.social surely you mean “SCROTUS?”.

It is a cult. 100%

No kings. And no mad kings.

La traînée de fumée laissée par le lanceur d'Artemis II vue depuis l'ISS !

No kings, above or below

#astrophoto #moon #lunar

I thought felons couldn’t vote in Florida

Join us in Brattleboro VT under the Buddhists for Peace banner.

Convenience for me but not for thee.

Story: bit.ly/41njmUP

I have been using “Empathy trumps Hate.”

The End of the Office I write this filled with sadness.

The Fuckening of white-collar workers has arrived. blog.andrewyang.com/p/the-end-of...

Remember the second precept - take nothing which is not given freely. Or go biblical and recall Thou shall not steal.

#dharma #precept #buddhism

Beautiful waning crescent moon this morning, nestled up to Antares in the heart of Scorpio. Two minute stack.

#astrophoto #seestar #lunar #moon #scorpio

I think it’s time to stop saying things like “Trump launched a war without asking Congress” and start saying “Congress allowed the President to go to war without consequences.” Congress is abdicating; hold them accountable as well as the prez.

This composite image from New Horizons shows Jupiter and its moon Io during the 2007 flyby. Jupiter, in false-color infrared, displays swirling cloud bands with the Great Red Spot as a prominent bluish-white oval storm. Warmer lower clouds appear reddish, higher hazes blue, highlighting atmospheric dynamics. Io, in near-true color, is superimposed. Its night side reveals a bright red glowing lava eruption at Tvashtar volcano, with a 330-km-high blue-tinged plume rising above, lit by scattered sunlight. The montage contrasts Jupiter’s vast atmosphere with Io’s intense volcanic activity during the gravity-assist maneuver.

In Feb 2007, New Horizons passed Jupiter & its active moon Io. ⚛️

In this nice montage, Jupiter was captured in 3 bands of infrared light making the Great Red Spot look white.🧪

Io is digitally superposed in natural color, showing an ongoing eruption.🔭

➡️ apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap08010...

#science 1/3

Good clear night here in #Vermont with temps expected to drop to -3°F. Thankful for the glorious moon shining down on the snow-laden meadow.

#astrophoto #lunar #moon

I am aware of the mechanism. It our congressional representatives were truly good at their rolls I believe they could get the tiny amount of the majority required to join them in moving impeachment through. Also, the minority party always has the option of introducing articles of impeachment anytime

So, any plans for impeachment of any of these yahoos? Because it seems like Congress is no longer relevant in the equation of government. Captain, please call for new Dem leadership immediately. They are not up to this moment.

Is congress still a thing? Just askin’.

Wait, we still have a congress?

Unbelievable they let him resign instead of firing him. Harvard….

So the President’s son-in-law’s father, our Ambassador to France (our nation’s oldest ally) is no longer allowed to meet with French officials because he ignored the most important duty of an ambassador.

It will take us a generation (at least) to repair the damage of this past year.