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Posts by evan.
Next let’s do postal banking
happiness is a warm bun in your hand, mama
a noodles and meditation show called Pasta Reflect
we wanted to see you try the straw first
Is this the Pat Cadigan/William Gibson version from Kasabian’s spot?
the irish make a soup with 239 beans
Like British Columbia, or the Columbia River?
Who took the photo?
*Colombia
you know you’ve been in indonesia for a while when autocorrect chooses “lontong” over “london”
#indonesia 🇮🇩
Maybe folks are putting a little more faith than needed in the office of president. Y’all are swooning over past presidents, and it’s giving off the same vibe as idolizing a parking enforcement officer. None of them were net good, and they’re just public servants anyway.
co-signed from Oakland, California
a sunset view from Dili
One thing about Dili, Timor-Leste: I have no idea what these guys think I’m going to do with a $2 papaya at 7pm on a Monday night.
it’s because you do such a knife job
not thinking, doing.
i can also recommend po chai pills for your hangovers!
food at TIDU - duck croquettes
food at TIDU - steamed fish
food at TIDU - cucumber with sea urchin
food at TIDU - goose liver and chestnuts
Eating in Shanghai is always amazing - this is Admiral Tidu Restaurant
yo me too and i haven’t been in it for more than two weeks now. >:/
thai traditional medicine ya-hom powder
my favorite headache cure
One thing they don’t tell you about China is that all the indoor public spaces are WARM.
give us all of your garmonbozia
at home, we affectionately call this one “Astronauts, and the People Who Love Them”
AI is not an electric guitar
Yunnan loves to smoke!
Reminds me of how toothless the UN got after developing countries joined it in the 60s post-colonialism v.1
hmm… kleptocracy, you say?
more like liquid ass amirite