Time to smoke some motherfucking weed and listen to mac miller

Hell yeah

Apu's list of people he doesn't accept checks from

Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong!

Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness.

Goku: Wow.

Homer Simpson-ass sandwich (respectfully)

Little bird WIP made from wood. Whittled.

🎶Little bird, little bird
Fly through my window🎶

I've always struggled with professional, formal writing because my natural inclination is to write like I talk. Which has caused all kinds of inconvenience professionally, but at least nobody will mistake it for AI.

Pesto and goat cheese on pizza crust, and a second made of sundried tomato

I texted Cat that I was craving this and when I got home they were prepared and ready to be put in the oven. Im spoiled.

I know someone from high school who made one of those shitty "overpriced clothing featuring other people's stolen art" websites and he is taking monthly international vacations. Fucking depressing to see

You try and tell them about how 8% of the adult population cant vote because they are felons, or how widespread voter disenfranchisement actually is, and they they just plug their fingers in their ears and go "la la la dont care." They just want it to be black and white.

Wormhole alien taking the form of Jennifer Sisko

DS9 reference?? I liked the music!

Oh wow, I loved this when I watched it before I transitioned. Guess I have to rewatch... even though im signing myself up for that gut punch.

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Turns out making myself a nice lunch is a huge mood boost for my entire workday. I gotta start doing this more often. Didnt realize how miserable I was making myself by subsisting on energy bars and trail mix for 10 hours straight. This sammie is so fucking good

Salt and pepper potato chips so underrated... Cronch

@emilynix.bsky.social @descriptivist.net @mabusthedark.bsky.social thank you all! Hope you enjoyed your days ♥️

Happy trans day of visibility to everyone! 🏳️‍⚧️

I'm coming out publically today. She/they- but still going by Cass.

Thank you, to all the cool trans people who made me realize this was something I could even do.

#tdov

The housing crisis is breaking peoples brains in so many ways. So many of these people probably talk shit about gated communities and don't realize they are advocating for something similar. Very sad.

Doctor: show up 10 minutes early! Don't you dare make us wait!

Also doctor: allows a pharmaceuticals sales rep in to talk 2 minutes before my appointment.

When I got got caught smoking weed as a teenager, I got charged twice. Once for the plant, once for my pipe as a seperate drug paraphenalia charge.

If that extra, unneccessary charge is enough to disqualify me from the draft because I technically have 2 on my record, that would be the shit

Feels dumb to keep giving this advice but you will not see baseball information on this website if you don’t follow people who like baseball, you will not see videogame talk if you don’t follow people who like videogames, you *will* see posts about the Princess Bride because we all like that movie

End of the Han dynasty - Wikipedia

Zhuover

I am not very good at shooters but some of those guns trick me into feeling halfway decent for a while.

I would put it under my shirt for extra friction before twisting extra hard.

This re-naming is the most transparent and honest thing Trump has ever done.

I need something to kill 2-15 minutes of time on my phone that isnt a game or social media... A secret third thing.

Two guys in elaborate mandalorian outfits, complete with voice emulators looking very confused and asking for directions to a building that is about two blocks away.

#ECCC

Wait, what? All my peers I know who have seen it like it. Maybe my friends just have good taste though.

I have been going to a book club regularly for about a year now, open to the public at a local book/hobby store. Its become one of the highlights of my week. If anyone can find anything like this nesr themselves... I would highly recommend.

I didnt realize double thumbs up existed... Do you mean to day I have been accidentally hurting all the shows I like with my ratings?