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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.
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The Shipt shopper yesterday was super enthusiastic!
A fluffy tuxedo cat and an orange-and-white short-hair cat sitting in identical poses on brick steps
You could do a frameless canvas print; that’s what we did with this pic
Yes
The Advocate news group is seeking a photojournalist in Baton Rouge. Great opportunity for a good photog at a locally owned operation that still does it all (digital, print, real work about real people, made by real people and read by real people). Wanna? workforcenow.adp.com/mascsr/defau...
This happened to me in NYC, ghastly. I brushed the roach onto the floor. Later, I was picking up spilled coffee beans from the floor … except one was moving 🙀. Traumatizing. (A friend unhelpfully asked, Oh, so you went to bed with Gregor Samsa? 🙄)
Best headline ever for a journalist profile (1969)
Just a guy out walking his turtles.
The CIA at the time couldn’t imagine girls could be spies either — just finished reading “The Sisterhood: The Secret History of Women at the CIA”
I was looking for that cartoon for exactly that reason!
Screen grab of a facebook profile picture that says Scott Walker Coincil At-Large on a green background with an inset of an amusing sketch of a leprechaun
The anchorman is now our councilman-at-large 😸
Am I really watching #ThePitt if I “watch” it like this 🫣?
A Norfolk Southern geometry car NS 34
A Norfolk Southern geometry car NS 99 Belford, rebuilt from 1926
@jimbauxsjournal.bsky.social hey there! Saw this vintage Norfolk Southern today at the Metairie Road crossing. Google tells me it’s geometry car NS 99 Belford, rebuilt from 1926, and NS 34. It crossed eastbound, stopped, and returned west a few minutes later. @nscorp.sky.social
A person dressed as sugar cane from Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show stands in front of St. Louis Cathedral on Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
Happy Mardi Gras, y’all. 💜💛💚
Awesomeness 💜💚💛
A side street scene in the French Quarter, with two brass-band musicians chatting, a guy sitting and looking at his phone, and a walking woman wearing a costume gown, all in front of a very old wooden building.
In the French Quarter on the Friday before Mardi Gras 💜💚💛
Can't decide whether Ring's ad trying to use dogs to get us to opt into their surveillance program or Amazon's "lol what if our AI killed you?" ad was the most dystopian
And as @jimnaughton.bsky.social notes here, photographers are essential to the reporting process. They see things that reporters don’t, or can’t. bsky.app/profile/jimn...
Hope you have a speedy recovery!
That first panel -- life imitates art bsky.app/profile/atru...
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
This is a spectacularly thoughtful essay by @tisserand.bsky.social.
Bonus signature page to “Our Long National Nightmare” book by Tom Tomorrow, with the inscription in a text bubble spoken by Sparky the Penguin
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social nice signature page!
Petey
Similarwise regarding the punchline to this Peanuts strip, which I read in a compilation
In 1995, my mother and I were on a bucket list trip to Paris. We went to the Ritz Paris for a cocktail ($20!). As we left through the revolving door, coming in at the same time were Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn.
Silicon Valley is, in fact, Mirkwood.
Any movie over 2:15 is getting watched in two parts, that’s just how it is.
A substantial addition to the collection! ☺️@tomtomorrow.bsky.social
