yasss bitch vitaminmaxxing

i want pork fat

Analog collage. A stone cow funnels light into a stream you can touch. Light radiates from an ornate spiky golden artifact.

celestial bodies

Flat Stanley would make an incredible collage sample

chat does my butt have the inertia tensor of a passoid

If you're rolling Punk (cozy farming, being nice, going to church (Jesus was a socialist)) you want to roll under the number.

If you're rolling Puritan (disagreeing with me, listening to punk music (it's mean)) you want to roll over the number.

ID: text that says "Buy my games I'm gay and trans" over a lesbian and trans flag.

Happy TDoV. Things are bad rn so this is all the promo you get
veilsedgegames.itch.io

If whoever owns the Nancy Drew IP decides to be as pernicious about the public domain as the Doyle estate, there is the potential for some incredibly dumb copyright arguments. Like "nice Sherlock is still under copyright" level arguments

Living proof that you can transition and move comfortably in women’s spaces (quilt shop)

beard getting too long to feel face skin underneath #MetaphorMonday

False. Nyqil + benzonatate + costco scotch

the abyss is really gazemogging me lately if you know what i mean

marx and lenin superstar saga

a three panel comic. first panel, a man in heat resistant gloves comes across a canister of tear gas being thrown at his feet. second panel he has picked it up and someone yells to him, "throw it back!" third panel, he is throwing back his ass. END

omg magnitude 10 motherquake

tweet by Bill O'Reilly: #BadBunny wracked up a huge audience for his incomprehensible half time appearance. But how did the malevolent rabbit get the gig in the first place? We found out! It's on the @NoSpinNews tonight.

broke: fedposting
woke: fuddposting

thats fair. after all it is "camp"

i did not know you went to shakespeare camp and i gotta say it explains a lotttttttt

watched I Saw the TV Glow for the first time today and I did NOT see the twist (Fred Durst is in it) coming

Nyquil

Hogs Rejoice! Slop Now Available in YOUR Trough

this is not my secret life. this is not my mormon wife

hello can you see the world

easily the most intriguing of the shot shooters in my DMs right now

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

microdosing ageplay blowing weed smoke in the bathroom fan while wife is out getting nails done

I think I’m the most influenceable person you know too

yumeshipping w momtokfluencers

Goes without saying of course I am skeeting and driving.

I stay using my phone while i drive and obv maintain good situational awareness (i am driving after all). i always put my phone down when i see a cop, but they never see me because they’re also on their phones while driving. kind of takes the fun out of it for me

this is so sad hey siri play dilberito