When he dies I’ll celebrate with fries.

I fought the law and they didn’t notice.

Wearing a Trump hat at Disney is wild.
Wearing a Trump hat on the small world ride is diabolical.

you gonna eat that chip on your shoulder

Listen to the internet > listen to your heart

Microplasticdria is the powerhouse of the cell.

And what’s the deal with negotiation?

Are you progressive or progresso?

No point in being friends if you don’t plan on putting a memorial sticker on your car to remember me.

the house i grew up in didn't have an "office" it was the Computer Room

What came first?
The Subway?
The Subway Tile?
The Subway Sandwich?

Thank goodness no one can see my skeets.

Imagine religion being your line in the sand.

Ticketmaster and Live Nation has fucked all of us! Here’s a $5 coupon for your trouble.

We used to be a proper society just getting our dicks caught in ceiling fans.

Them: “That image is clearly doctored!”

Me: “Which doctor did this? Was it a regular doctor or Dr. Jesus?”

An influencer did something stupid?

*GASP*

Your silence is deafening.

Clippy has evolved. There is no escape.

Daily Fact: Doctors historically have dressed as Jesus while working with the Red Cross. In addition to blessings that light up their hands, doctors also shoot lasers from their eyes to cauterize wounds.

“Can you believe this fucking guy?” -The Pope probably

Oops all bills

A doctor costume, honestly, not Jesus…

Try all you want, you can’t redact the internet.

Wait your doctors hands don’t glow?

Mr. Owl, how many fascist things does it take to get the blind to see?

Sorry! I should have added “with critical thinking skills” after “none of us”

Notice how none of us are defending or excusing this shit. Almost like an unnamed group of people could learn from this situation.

Hoping for someone’s death daily isn’t healthy but holy shit can it happen already?

Popecoin