It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
the best part of Star Trek Voyager is when Janeway said "IT'S TUVIXIN' TIME" and then Tuvix'd all over that guy
RIP Chuck Norris
Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.
Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️
Morning.
Princess Bride, Columbo saying to that kid from The Wizard "All right, now, let's see. Where were we? Oh, yes. In the Pit of Despair."
My brain as I slip into bed:
We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)
Now that's one way of getting people to come to your cabin 😉
We interrupt tributes to Jesse Jackson to bring you your daily dose of racism.
Thanks, Beeb. Respectfully handled.
People have actually been throwing dildos at ICE in Minnesota
The Great Dildo Rebellion is here.
SARWAR: [loudly] I AM SPARTACUS!
[awaiting applause]
SARWAR: [quieter] I...I am Spartacus?
[crickets]
SARWAR: Anyone... Anyone else feeling like Spartacus right now?
REST OF LABOUR: lol get a load of Spartacus over there
Morgan McSweeney won’t see your nasty skeets but your incompetent, corrupt, bigoted, right-wing friends will. So keep skeeting.
Remember when Angela Rayner had to resign from Cabinet for not asking enough questions about a house purchase...
Meanwhile Keir Starmer...
He was literally called the Prince of Darkness. And now the position is that they couldn't have possibly guessed he was lying.
Yeah but maybe she looked fine before someone looked at her, and being a viewer changed the outcome...
Genetic engineering or natural mutation in the sex chromosomes, maybe Q clicked his fingers...
Do we need to explain sexual reproduction to actual grown adults?
Even Hobbes, the most notoriously pro authoritarian government philosopher in history, who thought you had to obey even the worst government because it was better than no government, said that if your government just starts killing you, you don't have a social contact.
You don't have a government.
‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
If you see this, take a pause with me here.
Take a breath in. Hold it for 3 seconds. Let it out slowly.
You're going to be ok. Maybe you don't know yet what ok is going to look like, but all things pass, and this will too.
You're going to be ok xxx
Im proud of you
I feel this way about Lura Thok
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
Life comes at you fast.
Joke notice on a wall with a smartphone in a red circle with a line through it, and a drawing of Sisyphus and his rock with a green tick. It says: "If you can scroll You can roll !!!!!!!!!!!!!! employees caught on their phones will be assigned heavier boulders"
Monday Mood
Grindset
