nor indeed should be allowed anywhere near dogs

like sure they could just send a delegation of 30 from Arkansas and ask Mike Johnson to seat them

there aren't enough loose seats in those states to give them 20

advancing beyond sephiroth-posting to nefarian-posting

In this world where time is your enemy, it is my greatest ally. This grand game of life that you think you play in fact plays you. To that I say...

Let the games begin!

#iykyk

so therefore enough normie-adjacents got swindled into the "pre-order self-driving" scam back then that I'm more just like "it took you this long to figure out you will never get anything that he can sell as self-driving before your car goes to the junkyard?"

it was always apparent to careful observers that elon musk is a drug addled Nazi con-man, but for a brief moment a decade ago his good press outweighed the bad (some of which he apparently paid good money for)

"I voted for the leopards to eat my face and now they have, please exempt me from the consequences"

imagine being a fervent catholic right now being threatened by this administration, whether with legal threats, funding threats, or tear gas, all because the secular authorities oppose his holiness the pope. i fuckin know they're lying in bed at night practicing saintly eyes-rolled-up faces

she's absolutely correct here

bsky.app/profile/here...

listen there's 2 things i know for sure about today and that is

1) there's no way anybody lets doordash come through the white house gates

2) there's no way trump lets anyone who actually works for a living into a photo op with him

to be fair, "helping america" is nowhere on the list of job description of the mayor of new york city

every single person who wrote a "Trump the dove" thinkpiece need to be deleted from the public sphere

Argentina, huh?

*psst* the trump federal government is pushing for tsa-style screening for commuter rail

is you trying to swipe left on a subpoena

is you trying to swipe left on a subpoena

don't worry, the krafton guy is already asking chatgpt to write his appeal

it's actually worse than that, because Blizzard alone has churned through so many developers and designers that "made by former Blizzard [whatever]" just doesn't mean anything

and like with Ubisoft, how many studios have they spun up and shut down? their output is all over the fucking place

given that he is currently the vice president in a second trump term, which, fair

I was over kotor before I finished playing it

why is this specific sample output of bioware mad libs game design so sticky in people's psyches?

among the worst sins of these is when, inevitably, the "retro" pixelated shit has zero consideration for contrast and color blindedness so it's all low res muddy gunk

Visconti Mounjaro, load it with your favorite GLP-1 agonist, just don't forget and inject yourself with fountain pen ink

if the supermarket goes under, nobody gonna be there in the abandoned building selling you warm crispy skinned rotisserie chicken

no, we do not

because it's word for word Pascal's Wager and should be treated as seriously as you'd treat that

a blog post (which is what this shill is referring to) is also not a financial report from a publicly traded institution, to the extent that financial fraud is prosecutable nowadays even when the strategy isn't already "commit fraud and try to outrun consequences'

further, to the extent that they're "dealing directly with investments from a half dozen fortune 500 companies" that means they owe those guys money

counting it as revenues may be technically correct but is utterly fucking laughable

ok yes you're describing techbros and cryptolords to a tee so my work is done here