Death of fascism in the United States will come not from a miraculous awakening of left wing ideals, but rather from a return to sleep of the political apathetes constituting our general population. God willing, when another demagogue-shaped alarm clock comes along, they'll just keep hitting snooze.
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And a last thing, comedy wrestling IS pro wrestling. Some of the greatest to ever do this had a comedy phase and often times, it’s viewed as their best work.
Getting a laugh does not negate the hard work that goes behind the art.
Kurt Angle, Stone Cold, Chris Jericho, The Rock, Mankind, Okada, Kenny Omega, MJF, Minoru Suzuki and the list goes on
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screenshot of an unreleased snow level for "Crash Flash Bandicoot" being worked on in the Flash IDE
it's been so long... it's crazy to be working on my crash bandicoot flash fangame again! 😲
Cheers 🌙 realized I never shared my GREAT GOD GROVE anniversary illustration in full! 🌞
Eat my game for only twelve smackaroons Today.
Odd nightmare where I'm standing in front of a green screen in mostly regular clothes bar a couple glaring zany accessories and a corded microphone that I'm gripping as awkwardly as possible. I spend 14 minutes milking an opinion easily conveyed in 5. There's a 4 minute ad-read for online courses.
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier
i bet the vibes when it finally happens are going to be so good, it will legitimately be monumental, they are gonna close the stores and schools and shit, there will be street parties worldwide, it's gonna kick so much ass
The Rock taking a stunner
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview
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Yeah I'm heated but fuck man this fuckin' easily sustainable industry actively DECIDES to not be sustainable because these needle dick nimrods need a few more bucks in their pockets and would rather hemorrhage money and talent and shutter games and studios in 72 hours than get there over time
there is no reason to be a dickless concussed stupid shithead twenty-six whole-ass years after the new millennium began my brother
but hey there's always Play Station Six (or Seven) right
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I just generally think if your layoffs included Naughty Dog and Insomniac of all places in the Big Huge Year of 2024, you were already on the Tripping Over Your Own Dick Leaderboards, and that was the big reveal that you had actually ripped it clean off, just tore it off like a sheet of one-ply bro
it used to be easy to say "Jim Ryan getting that full brainectomy and becoming the world's biggest GaaS-hole will set Sony back years but wait it out" but it's been a whole PS2 since that began yet sony leadership hiring still seems to have "concusses self for fun daily" as a fucking prerequisite
i'm gonna say this kind of mealy mouthed and "politically" because I obviously have an interest in remaining viable in games:
for a studio with Bluepoint's reputation to be shuttered as a frontline response to "THE ENVIRONMENT" the people making that decision honestly have to be Stupid Shitheads™
It's so transparently gaslighty too, like seeing these dipshits say things like "[we are shuttering studios] to navigate the reality of the industry" like they're simply unable to Try Something The Fuck Else (WOW!!)
"Increasingly challenging environment" bro STOP MAKING IT MORE CHALLENGING, ITS YOU
Hardly an original thought but you'd think "we made a game and it turned a MEDIUM amount of money into a BIG amount of money" done several hundreds of times would beat "we made a game and it turned a gigantic amount of money into We Died, but it worked 3 times in all history before so keep doing it"
"We have to evolve and adapt to the Rising development costs and slowed industry growth" says the industry that refuses to greenlight anything with a budget under nine digits and has a de-facto industry-wide project freeze 11.75 months out of the 12 every single year
or fuck, man, just make video games at all
The last several years at Sony have looked historically, miserably bad from the outside, and the only thing saving them from more flack is the Microsoft sized Microsoft in the room
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
It's easy to be pessimistic if you look around at everything going on.
But if you channel those feelings into collective action that produces observable outcomes, whether it be through mutual aid, workplace unions, or local politics, you will be forever optimistic about what can be done.
I still don't think I'm gonna be spending hours a day on social media... because it's social media... but while I'm here: if you're curious at all about what is going on with me work wise, the answer is "something really cool that is still very far away". I hope it tickles your (eventual) fancies.