Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe — Election Profit Makers This is our last episode until the midterms! Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKT...

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“The Tell-Tale Apostrophe”

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Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents — Election Profit Makers Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch Da...

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“Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents”

Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men.

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Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14 — Election Profit Makers Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@election...

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Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary

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The most romantic cities in the U.S. often feature historic charm, scenic landscapes, and intimate dining, with top destinations including Carmel-by-the-Sea, California; Charleston, South Carolina; and New Orleans, Louisiana. The Most Romantic Cities in the US for Getaways. Feb 12, 2023 — 8 most romantic cities in the US to visit with your Valentine • 1. Charleston, South Carolina • 2. New Orleans, Louisiana • 3. San Francisco,

2/2 here’s the first result for most romantic cities in US on Google ¯\_(ツ)_/

I’ll admit a lot is anecdotal evidence but these are people I’ve talked to outside the US. Charleston is very well known to them. Often mentioned with New Orleans and San Francisco as places to visit. It’s a unique place

Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14 — Election Profit Makers Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@election...

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Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary

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Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes — Election Profit Makers David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to conta...

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David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines.

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Episode 371: Let’s Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices — Election Profit Makers David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch D...

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“Let’s Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices”

David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov.

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Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America’s Warrior Ethos — Election Profit Makers Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show...

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“A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos”

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Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room — Election Profit Makers Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show D...

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“The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room”

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Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room — Election Profit Makers Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show D...

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“The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room”

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Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals — Election Profit Makers EPM pivots to animal physiology. We appreciate your Patreon support https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICK...

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Announcement Taking some time off

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We’re taking some time for a reset 💚

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No podcast today. We’re taking the week off so we can come back with full war fighting energy in 2026. Thanks for your support.

Episode 363: My Desires Are Human — Election Profit Makers Jon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@elect...

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“My Desires Are Human”

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Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions — Election Profit Makers David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionpro...

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David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago.

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Episode 360: The Driest Place’s Wettest November — Election Profit Makers Jon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to ...

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“The Driest Place’s Wettest November”

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Episode 359: Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes — Election Profit Makers Jon apologizes for Nuzzi-related misinformation. David wonders if Trump will join the DSA. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@ele...

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“Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes”

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Episode 358: Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles — Election Profit Makers Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch D...

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“Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles”

Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein

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“Skinny Jonny comes around”

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Episode 356: Sammy Dammy — Election Profit Makers Jon and David mourn the passing of Dick Cheney, the wonderful humanitarian who did so much good in the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comm...

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“Sammy Dammy”

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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Season Finale Recap — Election Profit Makers The Runarounds finally play a gig in Chapel Hill! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode. https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

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Episode 354: Trump’s Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet — Election Profit Makers Jon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@elec...

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“Trump's Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet”

Jon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game.

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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 6 & 7 Recap — Election Profit Makers The Runarounds are about to make the big time! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Recorded a few weeks ago. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode!

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Announcement — Election Profit Makers Margaret "Peg" Stamm Rees 1936 - 2025

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“It Was Actually Pretty Chill”

Jon and David share their impressions of performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 2&3 Recap — Election Profit Makers Join our Patreon to listen to the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

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