Me, a woman with seasonal allergies and a bouquet of fresh flowers on her desk: "man, I don't know why I can't stop sneezing today!"

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This guy speaks for me, too! 👍
#NoKings

Maybe they'll find the Epstein files in the Fulton County Board of Elections office . . .

My "shower beer" after shoveling the driveway 😌

Thank you! Any chance you're into audiobooks? I'd estimate about half my list was accomplished by listening to them while gardening/building a fence/doing housework😊

I had a goal to read 50 books this year. About 1/3 of the way through book 50 now! 💪🤓📚

Watching "Ghosts of Christmas Always" now that the kiddos are in bed. ☕️🍪 Have you seen it? Did you like it?

I just keep messing stuff up the last couple of days and I've gotta say...I'm getting sick and tired of my own crap. Lol

I'm intrigued. Gonna try tomorrow!

I realized I'm ✨️six✨️ books behind on my most favorite book series (the Josie Quinn series by Lisa Regan.) I pre-order before each release, but was burning through my TBR and hadn't caught up. I'm SO excited right now -- I binge books the way people binge TV series. SIX books, y'all!

If it gives you anything to look forward to, my 9-year-old still passes out on me sometimes. They'll still snuggle you as long as you welcome it ❤️

I love this! 🤣

Thank you so much for your kind comment! Right now, it has a China Doll plant inside. Once it outgrows the pot, I'm not sure what I'll put in there,but for now we're good. As for the door and windows, I totally cheated and bought them at Dollar Tree. I'd like to make some in the future, though!

Fart jokes get some kids reading, so give them fart jokes

If you have to rig a map to win, it's because your ideas are crap and people don't want you in office!

That is SO cool 😍 I love how it came out!

You're welcome! Enjoy! 😊

This is the recipe I came up with for pumpkin white chocolate chip cookies. It's a fave of ours and I make them every fall. The only change I'd make is using 2 3/4-3 cups of flour instead. That solves the spreading problem.

I got that too, and then another several hours later that was written appropriately. Glad I saved the screenshots.

How I expected being back on Adderall to go: reading without rereading, finishing tasks from start to finish. How it's going so far: "should I rearrange the furniture?"

Republicans from those states that think the grass is greener elsewhere

This may be the first year, ever, that I'm not ready to usher in autumn by July. I guess that's the difference of living somewhere with real seasons vs somewhere that's hot 90% of the year. I feel like I can enjoy summer now because it's actually limited!

Me a couple months ago, while feeling whimsical: "I'm going to chaos garden!" 💃 🌈 🌻 💐🌷🪻⚘️🌱
Me now: "Crap. Which of these are weeds?" 🤦‍♀️😂

I can't wait to put this in our sunroom. It used to be just a plain, white planter #craftprojects #fairyhouse #gardenprojects

I believe it. They slide when you walk! I'd worn them for years and years, and they finally got me. Lol

I stepped off of a 3" high step and tripped on my flip flops somehow, which broke my leg. I broke both my tibia and fibula, and now have a metal rod going from my ankle to my knee.

A bouquet from our garden 😍 I've dreamed of being able to pick my own bouquet my whole life, and for whatever reason, didn't get into flower gardening until we moved.