So NOTORIOUS is out in paperback on May 7th.

And though it's no best selling Matt Goodwin ... I hope you will avail yourself of a copy.

Or even several copies.

1/2

More likely he was suspended for being too truthful to be a Reform candidate....

Least it doesn't smell of piss!

In the books he also resembles Hoagy Carmichael but for some reason they've always ignored that bit.

18 months ago started getting high blood pressure (150/102 region) so put on 50 mg Losartan. All been fine. Until recent readings in same level and occasionally up to 170/106 and 180/108. Now on 100 mg Losartan. The joys of being in your 50s, eh, kids?

Sure he wasn't pitching a remake of Hammer's space western, Moon Zero Two (one of their worst films by some margin)?

END OF SEASON SALE:
"Shadows and Gestures - Scripts after M R James" (for solo performance) can be got until the end of April for a mere £10 inc p+p.
Only by emailing me at the address here: www.nunkie.co.uk/contact

Has FIFA asked for its Peace Prize back yet?

I once reported a large bearded dragon to the police which was on the roof of a house in my former village.

I once played first vacuum cleaner with a 50-piece symphony orchestra.

Must do. Move to the UK!

Does for me.

Although that hides the stories function, doesn't it?

Actor Kenneth Williams at Camber Sands

Surely it's Camber Sands as used in Carry On Follow That Camel? 😂

Mango.

Stop posting about other books, get on with your Quatermass 2 book!!! 😉😂😂

A Pleasing Terror - Two Ghost Stories by M R James two of the eeriest and most entertaining tales by the master of the English ghost story

stacks of tickets left for "A Pleasing Terror - Two Ghost Stories by M R James" in Levenshulme tomorrow night.
Book here aptlevenshulume.eventbrite.co.uk

Looking at the way Kent CC is run it's pretty clear that "I've got absolutely no idea" sums her up entirely.

National Rebirth Party exits stage right as theatre throws them out | Searchlight NRP gathers in Coventry The National Rebirth Party had been promising their first national meeting of 2026 for weeks. Venue: somewhere in the West Midlands. ...

Oh. Around 50 actually turned up and the venue (who didn't realise who the booking was for) threw them out!!!

searchlightmagazine.com/2026/03/nati...

100 attendees! Wow. They're preparing for Government.

Tie with Netanyahu

She thought he'd said giraffe.

It's fabulous. I can understand the estates thinking the show shouldn't be done but there's no excuse not to make a recording. It'd need to be like the McGlinn Show Boat - three CDs with every note written for it.

Just like O'Toole!! 😂

Am lost as to the relevance to Kind Hearts and Coronets?

Ahem....

@joebottomley.bsky.social I just learned something I never knew about 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I knew Routledge stopped the show every night with Duet for One. But on the final/7th performance on Broadway the audience went so wild they wouldn't stop so she encored the whole number again! All 9 mins!

Yesterday's official 52nd birthday portrait. Lovely walk around Bushy Park in the warm sun. Pleasant change from all the grey and rain.

And the crew apparently love him, or did in 2022, so maybe they'll love Hopkins too. Shudders.

The theatre manager won't care about the petition. Here's what he said about Davidson when he had him there in 2022. Apparently they are mates and go way back.