Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

Evenings in #Launceston these days

#Tasmania

Got 2 vaccinations today, flu and COVID

Really want to up my autism before the exam so I can study better

If suburban high streets are massive traffic choke points (like they are in Marrickville and Campsie in Sydney), they should be pedestrianised with the exception of buses.

Jfc the equivalent of him yelling 'You can't fire me, I quit!'

Somehow, despite living in #Hobart for several years, this was my first time running in the Hobart Marathon Festival!

Chilly start at 6am but lovely to run under the mountain covered in snow! 🏔️🌨️

#HalfMara #Tasmania

Don't mind me, just giving out expert dating advice

New profile pic. What up.

And new banner pic. 👌

Throw back to my old soccer club in #Geelong while looking through the wardrobe

Love to see that the #DeakinDucks are still going strong today!

#Quack #Deakin #Ducks 🦆 ⚽

Anyone else feeling very March 2020 right now?

The backstory here is that the Squamish people of what is now Vancouver were illegally dispossessed of this land a century ago. They sued, got their land back, and are using their sovereignty to ignore local zoning rules and build 6,000 new homes over the objections of nearby wealthy NIMBYs.

Thank you Judas 🫡

No idea where this is from exactly but it made me laugh so hard 😅😅

Day shift in #Launceston emergency today #Tasmania

I'll never understand flight prices

For some reason since the war broke out in Iran, and fuel shortages are a concern now, the flights I just booked from Aus to Canada and back were nearly $1000 cheaper than when I looked to book them a couple weeks ago 🤷🏼‍♂️

Was not expecting that..

It is telling of American self conception that Pearl Harbor is universally regarded as an underhanded, wicked and unjustifiable crime against the rules of war while our surprise attack on Iran is just a smart strategy we naturally employed to defeat a vile foe

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

Random dude on the street in Brissy today told me a joke

So when my mother had her hundredth birthday, it was lovely, she even got a letter from Queen Elizabeth! But funnily enough, when my daughter had her 14th she got a text from Prince Andrew

#Brisbane #QLD #PrinceAndrewIsAPedophile

Some more views of the #GoneNuts trail race in NW #Tasmania this weekend!

First ever trail run event today, the 25Km Gone Nuts in NW #Tasmania

Though somehow the track was actually almost 27.5Km... 🤔

#BoatHarbourBeach to #Wynyard

CBS, Fox, the Washington Post, and Twitter are all owned by Trump-loving billionaires and soon CNN will be too. Here's why American media has a liberal bias problem.

Grace slayed so hard she even managed to get the daily aus to say the word 'genocide'

Omg there is a student at the UTas library studying out of a physical text book and not just using ChatGPT 😮

Maybe there is still hope for the world

Finally! Someone has recognized my KL sticker in #Tasmania! 😀😅

Backyard gym setup 💪😀

Just a start, still got some things I need to get

#Launceston #Tasmania

No surprises here

Third time hitting #Hobart #RunTheBridge

Best time so far! For this course anyway. Def not a PB course with all the elevation but it's a gorgeous run!

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Having successfully completed his mission of turning the Washington Post into a conservative opinion-first megaphone for Jeff Bezos, Will Lewis is moving on.

If you have a billion dollars or more, you are evil. You don't start out as evil, so it's not like only evil people ever get a billion dollars; it's just that being a billionaire forced you to make a choice, be evil or change how you do things and stop being a billionaire. Billionaires choose evil.