My God, the USA are steam-rolling India #T20 #T20WorldCup #cricket

I don't recognize any of these India players #T20 #T20WorldCup #cricket

You must be psychic.

England can easily win this test from here. All we need to do is bowl each Aussie out for a duck in their final innings. Nothing could be more simple #ashes #theashes #ausveng

What the hell just happened? Seriously Will Jacks that drop is a shocker #ashes #theashes

Racist?

I thought it was Santa's birthday? Its a real shame actually as its the one day of the year he has to work.

I hate those. It keeps showing me pictures of friends & family who have recently died & it ruins my day.

What have people from the 1800’s got to do with it? They are too busy trying to catch Jack the Ripper and dying from cholera.

Lets go to Noosa for a few beers.

The Barmy Army are going to drink Melbourne dry tonight #ashes #theashes #AUSvENG

Wait until you hear how long its been since England won a Football World Cup.

I would like to congratulate Australia on a memorable moral victory #ashes

Well done England. They can still win the Ashes. All we need to do is have the Perth Test invalidated due to Snicko faults, and we replay it. Good thinking. #ashes #theashes

This test is bloody weird #ashes #theashes #AUSvENG

Was Jacob Bethall getting a drink in at the bar with Duckett, instead of being ready to bat? #ashes #theashes #AUSvENG

Why is Carse batting No 3? #ashes #theashes #AUSvENG

No, I'm his bff. He just said we could be, and I accepted.

We'll have to endure yet another round of 'Jerusalem' today from the Barmy Army #theashes #ashes

Oooohh a glimpse there of the lovely-looking Pat Cummins #ashes #theashes

They must have been plotting this for 20 years when they had Ben Stokes move to England as a child to begin the infiltration.

We'll make up the runs on our 2nd innings. True facts.

England deliberately playing badly to have short tests and bankrupt Cricket Australia. It will set England up to win every Ashes from 2030 onwards #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

Every test it feels like Ben Stokes stands alone. #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

This is a T20 match, yes? #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

And have a lovely, long break before the next test.

And no Jofra Archer in the team to get the runs #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

There's something wrong with England's bats. They are made only of edges #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes

Jacob Bethell walking back to the sheds like he rented a cheap Airbnb #Ashes #AUSvENG #theashes