Sinners: Most Oscar-nominated movie ever. 16 of them.
4 wins.
Best Actor
Best Original Screenplay
Best Cinematography
Best Score.
So it was acted the best, written the best, filmed the best, and sounded the best. But it was not the best picture.
Ok. 🙄
The music in Sinners is so good that a vampiric cover of "Rocky Road to Dublin" that rivals all previous versions is only the second best number in the movie.
and nothing for marty supreme goodbye!!!
[Applebees, the ides of March, 44BC]
Caesar: i’ll have the salad
Cleopatra: me too, it’s my salad day
Waiter: et tu, brute ?
Brutus: *opens napkin* oh great. no knife
Caesar: what
Brutus: what
KFC sign advertising “SADWICH”
it’s a single burnt nugget on stale bread wrapped in a list of all the ways you’ve disappointed your parents
A still from a video of a tiny white horse the size of a large dog. Its forelock is braided. It's wearing a little blue vest/cape. It has tiny black booties on it's itty bitty hooves.
I just want to make sure everyone knows Mayo Clinic has a therapy miniature horse named Blue Sky
I like doing Civil War re-enactments. I play the Kirsten Dunst part.
Some folks treated me like a naive child for believing we had the money to cancel a portion of student loan debt
when I figure out this autism stuff I’m going to be so tolerable
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
Wait the White House’s twitter account unlawfully used material from Yugioh & it wasn’t even Blue Eyes White Dragon?
See man. This is what I mean when I say white nationalists are mediocre. They can’t even do racism well
This would be like if they used Goku & had him transform to Super Saiyan Blue
A majestic black cat in a brown box
A moment for the majestic.
i'm tired of wading through noise about what's happening across the middle east so i've been building this. no-bullshit dashboard that pulls data from 18 international sources + other apis. maybe it will be useful for you
disclaimer: this uses a locally-hosted LLM to summarize articles
If you mail some teeth to the courthouse, they'll excuse you from jury duty
for international women’s day i will be going insane
Kids today don’t care about demonic possession
Came across a field of sentient earthen mounds. They told me your wife disrobes and dances freely amongst them each time the moon is full and becomes untethered from the mortal plane
Kraft cheese is single ply
Does anyone mind if I slowly decay beneath their porch?
And so, in summary, fuck everything
Different angle, showing the lead-up:
My emotional support animal is just a rotisserie chicken.
lol at the tourists in dubai being like ‘what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’
the thing about comedy is that im really worried nothing will ever again be as funny to me as Space Ghost Coast to Coast
First of all, I wish to address the rumor that I like to be milked like a cow because my breasts are filled with delicious, wholesome milk.
That rumor is untrue.
I like to be milked like a viper.
In America, the phrase "work-life balance" refers to how fast you can eat a burger while crying in your car
Man: I don’t like tattoos on women
Me: so what I’m hearing is you like tattoos on men
Maybe someone choked him.
