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Criticizing Israel is not antisemitic, because Israel and Judaism are not one and the same.

Here’s proof:

Facts spoken by an ex-trumper...

On the nose.

Cartoon by Ben Jennings

So Brad Friedel believes #Tottenham would not be in a relegation battle if Levy was still there! Has he forgotten where the finished last season? And Levy’s solution - sack the manager and buy young inexperienced players with no Premiership experience rather than spend money on quality players

“Dear Diary,
Just had Matt Goodwin asking if I know a cure for repetitive strain injury, which he has got in his finger after spending all day blocking everyone who pointed out that he used AI to write his book. I promised not to call him MattGPT.”

First pair I grab from the drawer

Guy Ritchie puts his name to his films enthusiastically - he’s the director, whatever happens, happens because of his direction. He needs to own this, in fact he can't avoid responsibility - His Land, His Shoot, His Responsibility.

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If #Palace beat #Tottenham this evening, one lucky person ti re - post this will win a righteous badge tufac.bigcartel.com/product/memb...

Badenoch gives a borderline disgraceful performance at PMQs on Iran | John Crace At times like this you have to thank your lucky stars that the opposition leader is not in Downing Street

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For satire to work, it must either be so outrageous as to make us take pause or it must be rooted in truth. I believe this is satire rooted in truth.

Private Eye Pseuds Corner material here 🤯

On a human level I feel very sorry for Thomas Frank this morning. Without question the team performances were poor and showed no sign of improvement, however I feel Tottenham are paying the price of Levy’s mishandling of the club’s transfer policy prior to his deserved sacking

Working on his exit already 😲

Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Lyric Video) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

Oh our Minneapolis, I hear your voice
Singing through the bloody mist
We’ll take our stand for this land
And the stranger in our midst

Directed by Thom Zimny
Edited by Thom Zimny and Samuel Shapiro
Production Footage: Pam Springsteen and Thom Zimny

How hard can it be to run 13 miles? With help from the pub, park and peas I am finding out | Barry Glendenning Goaded by my colleague into a half-marathon, I can’t say I’m enjoying the training but I’m slowly improving, and at least Great Ormond Street benefits

How hard can it be to run 13 miles? With help from the pub, park and peas I am finding out | Barry Glendenning

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Robert Jenchick won’t call a by-election.

Graphic showing a line chart with the headline text “HOMICIDES OF YOUNG PEOPLE AT LOWEST LEVELS THIS CENTURY”. Subheading text reads: “Targeted work to tackle violence affecting young people led by the Violence Reduction Unit has contributed to under-25 homicides falling to a historic low.” The chart shows yearly data from 1997 to 2025 on the horizontal axis and numbers from 0 to 80 on the vertical axis, with a blue line fluctuating over time and dropping sharply by 2025. Large text across the chart reads: “60.9% LOWER THAN 1997”. Source text at the bottom reads: “Source: MPS recorded homicide data for period 1st January to 31st December, 1997 to 2025.”

The number of homicides of young people in London continues to fall.

When I set up the Violence Reduction Unit in 2019, the capital’s homicide rate of under-25s was three times higher than it is today.

Every word of this 👇

How did Liz Truss become prime minister? Truss has launched a bizarre YouTube show steeped in conspiracy theories. Thank goodness her time in Number 10 lasted just 49 days

Dan Wootton is Liz Truss’s muse. He’d like to lock up @bethrigby.bsky.social and Robert Peston for their services to the Deep State. It’s all happening on her Liz’s new show. And, boy, is it odd www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/con...

@tcvnational.bsky.social volunteers are the people who do all the conservation work in the park. Please vote for them if you can.

I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.

Was enough for me to buy a similar pair 😉

Only just the start of the year and I’m already overusing this. 😔🤦

This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks it’s ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this ‘man’ famous.

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...

Nice to look back on a year of interest 😉

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Number crunching: Individuals arrested within five days for suspected manslaughter after fire apparently related to building materials ripped through seven Hong Kong apartment blocks v individuals arrested over Grenfell

From the new Private Eye, out now.

The accusation of election fraud is a complete fabrication with zero evidence! Apart from a video of my National Press Officer, London Area Manager and a senior Reform campaigner discussing it.