Host -- "Is it true that the first thing Mr. Carney said to you was that he's more conservative than you are?"
Doug Ford -- "Yeah."
(From CPAC live just now, at some business summit)
They said it belonged to a great man. A man who had settled into his fame and could own such luxuries. Though he did not sustain his family well the auctioneer said he did see the value in a turbocharged inline four. Though he did not sustain the car either. The auctioneer spit. It will not start.
Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices
‘I wished for death’: Sexual violence in Israel’s prisons is an ‘organised state policy’ Palestinian testimonies reveal how sexual violence, including rape using objects and dogs, is approved by 'highest levels' of Israeli leadership
The testimony here about sexual violence by Israel against Palestinian prisoners is so beyond the pale everyone must see it.
It is so bad I can’t in good conscience share a quote other than the headline, which somehow manages to understate the horror within.
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Listen, you're not defined by the totality of your posting history and your biometrics and your location data and your medical history and government records and your financial data. You're defined by how you make people feel. Do happiness to them!!!
I don't feel hopeful about much, but Palantir's "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?" energy makes me think we might get out of this mess.
its so funny how palantir as a company is in its early twenties, and they are doing twitter posts boys do in their early 20s to prove that, despite this new harsh world, theyre actually tough like they thought their dad was and you shouldnt mess with them
Ladders being hastily assembled to board a small boat
Guys on ladders climbing from all sides to board a row boat
Masked attackers jumping off of bending ladders and getting cut down by Lone Wolf
Ladders being cut in half while the guys on the ladders fall into the sea
There's a section of Lone Wolf & Cub where guys with ladders keep attacking Ogami and Daigoro on a row boat and this is what comics are all about.
Firewatchers of the Black Gate
Sun Tzu had a whole chapter about this, but it's one of the boring ones everyone skips over
*in the interrogation room i sit down & glare at the suspect. i slowly reach into my shoulder holster & pull out a bean & cheese burrito. then, i whisper to him right before eating it*
i don’t know what i’m doing here, are you the cop or am i?
Bluesky went down earlier when the FBI raided a server farm, but service was restored and no evidence collected, given the warrant only covered good posts.
Jay Graber smiling and looking off camera like that photo of Nathan fielder
On the website having the time of my life reading a bunch of posts. They're all just out of frame, loading fine.
Sun Tzu had a whole chapter about this, but it's one of the boring ones everyone skips over
Rolling posting blackouts continue at this hour
Incredible reporting from @davidpugliese.bsky.social on how an officer in a Ukrainian unit linked to neo-Nazi group received training in Canada.
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Pixar shit is extra funny cause anti-woke Disney leadership need X-Men to save their MCU machine. people trying to figure out how to make X-Men for the 2030s, the CEO like "they need to be young and relevant. also straight and cis. men. white. and they do Mutant Zionism and everything goes great."
Fortunately, there is a place for food
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although Churchill certainly did write to Eden on 30 May that 'there is nothing hostile to England this man may not do once he gets off the chain.'
Churchill describing either Charles de Gaulle or your coolest friend after a couple of drinks
Last Place leaves his F R I E N D S behind, in a new greatures greatures.com/comic/204/
Swinging by the White House to deliver a carton of printer toner, getting accidentally caught up in an impromptu press conference, having to stand there solemnly in my UPS uniform as the President relitigates his ongoing grievance with Grimace
"The pope is weak on crime" is something Jack Donaghy would say as part of an elaborate ruse to convince his mother he was converting to Islam
Played the lottery numbers JD Vance gave me and the convenience store owner shot me
dork city:
i remember when i was a kid my siblings & i had to do chores on saturdays. yes, you heard me correctly. chores. we didn’t live on a farm or in a commune or in star wars. we lived in a medium sized city that had indoor plumbing & was completely populated with
C-suite doofuses were sold the dream of never having to pay employees again, and now that it's obviously not going to work they'll be sold the dolchstosslegende
FF XII KIWAMI introduces the Balthier Everywhere system
Going to be so funny watching people try and act like this never happened one day
We’re so used to calling the various tech oligarchs and Trump pigs Bond villains but Eric Adams is unique in that he is the only irl Venture Bros villain.
fuck it man, the economy is about to collapse and hollow out, we're going to enter an endless global war for resources, we have run out of ideas and a culture that can adequately express them. Let's do mid-2010's discourse about marvel movies again
