Gentilly bird update: either the owl couple or hawk family was feeling the need to share the wealth (holidays, I guess!) and left the back half of the biggest rat I’ve ever seen in my life in my backyard. The fully digested front half was found on our vehicle hood.

Nothing like starting off the holidays with a virus and a funeral

It’s 8 PM and I’m wearing a track suit and eating cottage cheese as a snack. My 30s have taken a turn.

I wish. Mom taxi

Gentilly, Lakeview, old met, uptown, old met, Gentilly, bed. 🚗

If this family has had a holiday season without a contagious virus, I DONT RECALL IT

Done

I knew I quit my job for a good reason…

I’m sitting on my back porch and I can hear: someone practicing trumpet, a hooting owl, and someone doing something with power tools at the convent. God I love this city.

It’s such a great park

My 6 year old opened the house door while I was changing and screamed, “HEY LOOK AT MY MOM!” And I’m not going to lie…it’s a good bit.

Only in America is an active shooter drill interrupted by an active shooter.

What is this? My yard is covered in them!

The family bike ride was…challenging. I’m taking a tequila shot and a bath tonight.

I’m devastated to report that the internet is correct and Christmas tree cakes are delicious frozen. I may need to buy another box. 🎄

I finally got the heated blanket out. RUDE.

I could resist no longer

One day I’ll learn to find my glasses BEFORE I take my contacts out. Today was not that day.

Yall. We got bird drama in my Gentilly oak trees. There’s a huge hawk mama and daddy trying to protect their nest while being harassed by a murder of crows. And they are so loud the owl is now hooting at them to shut up. Idk what to do.

The insanely Cajun response to mop my floors while waiting for news about a sick family
member

I’ve cleaned up 3 piles of dog puke before 7 am. Good morning.

Remind me about this skeet tomorrow when I complain 🥶

When is the temp gonna drop?? I was gonna make chili for dinner.

Quarters? Todays kids are expensive. We are saving DOLLARS, son!

The tooth fairy is out of business at my house. The youngest has announced she is keeping her teeth.

I can’t imagine them turning over that much product

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They are opening a Porsche dealership next to Walmart in met?

Thrilled to say I seem to only have sustained one minor parade injury and the glitter seems to have washed away after one shower.

Merry Xmas from Holly Jolly Dolly!

I’m really excited to parade with the Krewe of Dolly tomorrow. I’m not excited to freeze my buns off.