I feel like this qualifies more as a religious belief?

You don't know how much this means to me

Getting rowdy in the quiet car (drinking one beer)

He's like a little pony

Yoshi is a horse, not a dog

Xavi got his money's worth out of that yellow, respect

Spurs literally could not buy a penalty in the Premier League. It's amazing.

COYS

The New York Mets: Manaea, Minaya, let's call the whole thing off.

A Prominent PR Firm Is Running a Fake News Site That’s Plagiarizing Original Journalism at Incredible Scale A PR firm is running a strange AI-fueled plagiarism mill that's ripping off — and mangling — a huge amount of local and national reporting.

NEW: A PR company is operating a bizarre fake news site that's plagiarizing original journalism at a massive scale -- all while spewing misinformation, publishing hallucinated quotes, and replacing real people’s names with “Jane Doe.”

Also: it misquotes the Pope.

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My question is, have the younger fans of The Pitt seen The Faculty (1998)? If not, they should!

A screenshot of the lede from the linked article. It reads: "A former Alabama football player faces charges of wire fraud and identity theft after he allegedly used wigs and fake driver's licenses to impersonate NFL players for the purpose of securing nearly $20 million in loans, according to federal court records."

Pardon me? www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Lmao

Sometimes that Jim Cooke illustration of Derek Jeter pops into my head -- you know the one -- and I laugh and laugh

"Vegas activities," understood

I was like, "Go to the flag, what are you doing," and then ...

I have not. But I don't think it came out of nowhere. Give Blake good work!

Blake Griffin is underutilized as an actor. Put Blake Griffin in stuff.

Oh no! Toilet!

Going to the movies is way too expensive now, but I would probably pay someone $25 to force me to turn off my phone and pay attention to one single thing for two hours straight, so maybe it's not, actually?

yeah, take with a tub of salt

A screenshot of an Instagram post from an account called physioscout. It has a pic highlighting Romero's knee bent inward, and the text says that his knee "fell into a valgus position, which raises concern for an MCL injury."

This is what I've seen

In the American sport of baseball, it is traditional to beat your teammate and soak him with liquids when he wins the game.

It probably cost about 12 bucks to make, and yet

Pizza Movie (2026): I can't believe this movie worked.

The "ah shit, here we go again" meme from Grand Theft Auto

Ernest Borgnine re-enlisting in the Navy in January 1942 after his honorable discharge in October 1941

Spoiler I guess

I am trying to say that I am confident than none of these brave explorers have been possessed by some frustratingly undefined alien spirit thing

The Astronaut's Wife (1999) sucked tbh