I'm reasonably sure that the BTP aren't the actual filth. I'm therefore pretty sure they can't demand a strip search.

The British Transport Police, Britain's Premier Not Actually The Police get to decide who can strip search you. Bring it, cunts.

If you're not a space nerd it's hard to say how hilarious this comparison is. Ok. I'll try. Imagine that Elon Musk had done anything.

Oh my word. This would be true if Sergei Korolov had failed to put the first satellite, animal, man and woman into space, or managed the first space walk.

We are in the shit we are today because some lazy fuck from the BBC got on the phone and said "we need a fucking simpleton to handle softball questions on Question Time".
And people think this silly fuck should be PM.

You turn on Kuennsburg's show on a Sunday. There's fucking Farage chatting his shit, like his party has more than five MP's and he could pick out his constituency on an actual map of his constituency.

I don't think that it's controversial to say that BBC news and current affairs has been unfit for purpose for 40 years. If you're a news service and rely on not pissing off the government for funding then you cease to be a reliable news service.

"we have to let ministers take outside jobs to attract the best". Fuck off. You're already on the thick end of a hundred grand. If you think you could earn that outside of being a minister, off you go. I wouldn't trust that parrot faced cunt to clean my car.

That's slightly unfair. Comparing this guy, with, to take an example at random, Wes Fucking Streeting, a govt minister taking ten of thousands off of American health companies. Fuck Wes Streeting.

It didn't start with de Menezes. My dad was a contract mechanic to the NCB and was at Orgreave. I remember him watching the BBC news and saying "that wasn't what happened".

Obviously nobody wants to pay more tax than they have to, but if you're bragging you pay less tax than someone on a similar income, then sorry, fuck your mum. And fuck you.

I mean, fair enough, 20 years on we only know who was responsible for an innocent electrician getting a dozen bullets in him by who got promoted, but that's boutique UK corruption.

When Trump finally strokes out I'd like the septics to ponder how little encouragement the police took to go "righto". Can't have a police state without the police.

"People need to work for a living"
-Guy I know who inherited 4 rental properties.

Oh no. No!

I respect your opinion as much as anyone on here, but I've got a Ducati and a shaved head. I have to be honest that sounds like a demotion.
Now I say it out loud, there's not much that says "midlife crisis" more than "Ducati and shaved head".

With the best will in the world, Arnold town centre looks a bit post-apocolyptic, so it's not unusual that when Asda drop the shutters about nine-ish it feels like you're shopping during The Mist

There's an unspoken "and fuck off" after the self checkout says "please take your items", isn't there?

Or bought farmland as a tax dodge.

"You need an accountant mate. Saved me more in tax than he costs me".
"My mum's been waiting six weeks to see a consultant".
"State of the fuckin' roads though. Criminal".
Same guy.

Unsurprised to learn that my elderly former in-laws are big fans of reform. There's some big "from hell's heart I stab at thee" energy there.

You'll be unsurprised to learn that I'm not the most chirpy fucker in existence, but I have a horrible feeling that it's going to get worse before it gets better.

"cock and balls again, Hank?"
"Flower with a smiley face. I think he was happy that someone bought him ice cream"

I mean, last July they were right there on the ballot. We could've voted for five years of stoat banging idiocy. But we didn't.

Just imagine how many rooms there are in the whitehouse where he's drawn a picture on the walls using his own shit.

You can chase the Reform vote @uklabour.bsky.social, but they hate you and they're the arsewits responsible for you spreading the nation's cheeks for mad king satsuma.

A magical time to be a fat sod in a check shirt.

Been accused of having a midlife crisis because I'm wearing jeans. Filled to the brim with love for my fellow man.

Dark Fruits of hope in a flat roof boozer with a bouncy castle.

Russia sends WW3 threat to UK warning 'we will kill all British people' Britain was the subject of a high-level Russian threat last weekend, which would plunge us into a Third World War.

Anyone know the Russian for "I dug up your nan and fucked her skeleton"? I want to get this postcard right.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/russia-...