"I bet milksteak tastes like cum"
- my fiancee

I am choosing to believe this was a @chapotraphousereal.bsky.social s/o lmao

You buy an Eric Bischoff action figure when your kid's playtime has become concerning and you want to start keeping more of an eye on your little Russo

Yo @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social I didnt know you were in a band

Nothing has ever made me more sure that I want bottom surgery that this jesus fucking christ

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That is genuinely nice to hear

#Gregbovino ate a #limpbiscuit lmfaooooooo ol micropenis having jock cum eating ahh boyyyyyy

Poser discourse was often vapid and pointless, but at least it kept civilians in their goddamned place

the secret is drinking plenty of water

It would hurt your credibility vis a vis torturing children if it came out that you're a child rapist, so, like, yeah, no shit they didnt meet the deadline

Well, if nazi Germany is any indication, an appreciable percentage of this problem will be washed away in a rash of suicides
Irony is really fun sometimes

CBS News/Free Press program "Has feminism failed women" brought to you by bank of america and hosted by Liz Plank and Allie Beth Stuckey

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

Oh whoa no fucking way you mean to tell me that when the only money in a country is several billion fake dollars getting hot potatoed between several firms in one industry, it means there's no money and everything is fucked???

I know right the extremely dangerous drug habit that I have to fucking actively monitor is so hip, and, hey, I only self-medicated with the drugs that have a way lower risk of overdose, what am I even bitching about

"you're so cool haha =)"
I wanted to hold public office

Fuck them. They tortured the assimilationist version of me to fucking death, and only I remain.

My dad has a joke he's been telling since the 90's -
Who's about to get fired? The guy reading the Wall Street Journal at his desk.

The dust can travel over the internet 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I will never not shame cis people for being the default loadout in fortnite

Having blue hair and pronouns is actually incredibly cool, that's why the most emotionally constipated people in the world get so mad about it

"Re" as in again, "par" as in parity
Reparations for white people would be funding social programs with white people's money, this is just naked fraud

I have never actually watched it all the way through
I got like an hour into my inevitable film school viewing, said "man fuck this, this is a shitty bummer and I already get continuity editing and deep southern white buffoonery," bullshitted the unit quiz, and left it at that. No regrets.

I watched it in grad school and was SHOOK. If you haven’t watched it, I’m not sure you can appreciate the significance of President Woodrow Wilson loving it so much that he screened it in the White House. The first film to be screened there, of course. It is incandescently racist.

Nope. Sex Matters have long been banging the drum of "you can't change sex therefore transition can't work as a treatment and we should stop offering it to trans people"

it's what Helen Joyce's whole "huge problem to a sane world" shit was about.

They are 100% going for banning all transitions.

The "trans women are hulking men with deep voices and hairy knuckles" or whatever narrative they want the public to associate with us doesn't hold up if the public starts to see trans people who are conventionally attractive/not visibly trans when they think "trans person."

The reason they're so focused on trans teens is that people who transition younger typically blend into society better. To the extent that they're willing to tolerate our existence in society at all, they'd rather we be easily identified by our appearance/voices/etc.

Cis people really have no idea how it feels to watch a regime hold a press conference to admit, on camera, the pogrom against trans people they've been waging for 11 months is not only real, but they're going to double down on genocide and try to wipe out all the children first.