Welp. This series is over.

Pens couldn't put the puck in the ocean if they shot it off a boat.

To be clear, this is just the Penguins being outworked and outplayed. They're like a deer in the headlights, scared of what might be coming next.

I'm so sorry.

Shocking.

I hate the playoffs.

Good luck!

"... he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots."

Every machine in a hospital with an on/off switch, brought into the service of diagnosing the condition of your body without first cutting you open (e.g. MRI, Pet Scans, X-Rays, Ultra Sound, EEGs, EKGs, etc), is based on a principle of physics, discovered by physicists with no interest in medicne.

Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

Woke libtards think we should feed our military. Don't be such pussies.

I bet it's super cool.

I don't think it's going to be the disaster everyone is predicting, but I'm probably not going.

I'm sure Google is paid to allow certain e-mails through.

Healthcare in the US varies in cost from person to person. Also, individual procedures are sometimes covered and sometimes not. And the insurance company gets the final say, not your doctor. And they've gaslighted us to the point that lots of people stick up for this system. Have a good day.

Either Target threatened them, or Target paid them off...

And it's gone.

OMG. If you don't have to shop at Target, please don't.

Broccoli

Good job, Pgh Trib!

I always thought you were supposed t bring a nickel.

"Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone, Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone."

@katrinaravioli.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!!

Awesome.

I heard Angine de Poitrine for the first time this afternoon. Can't stop thinking about it.

The first rule of Pizza Hut is you don't out-pizza the hut.

Hey everyone. Remember, starting next week, we're going to have more and more people in town for the draft. Be good hosts, be patient, and if anyone is wearing Ravens' gear, give them bad directions.

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Oops. Forgot the heat shield...

You just know that as soon as the ship splashed down, everyone jumpd up and grabbed their carry-ons from the overhead bin. Then stood impatiently waiting for the door to open.