coworker‘s glasses have improved my vision but also make me look like sarah palin, so at what cost?

the subhuman troglodyte known as “the coworker”

your dms when you make a joke about picky eaters on tiktok

idk why i posted this what am i talking about this isn’t me

yes… “a money laundering scheme”

christmas is over i’m back to thinking of all the people who’ve wronged me

merry christmas!!

recent messages from my evil looksmaxxer little brother

mom’s house

someone take the shot. yep. kïII me

smoked weed in nebraska #cured

in nebraska feeling awesome

in nebraska feeling lowkey suicidal

Life

#throwback

girlfriend is ignoring me

there are so few good people in the world

x the everything app

[less than 24 hours after a celsius almost killed me] i could really go for a celsius

idgaf about charlie kirk dying as i’m still reeling from something Weird that happened in my personal life

fuck this guy like genuinely

he quit raw meat mashallah

welcome to the good vibes matrix

hello bluesky nation

whatever i don’t care

what about herstory

yeah she’s probably fine

we actually were not blackout and didn’t do anything bad but i still feel like i should apologize for some reason

message to the patrons of the mickeys diner in st paul mn where my brother and i were blackout drunk at 1am last night: our bad!