Last game of Aylesbury United Women's season at Mursley United 🦆⚽️

Greetings to my fellow ITV4 #Lionesses faithful! I haven't actually seen much of the game yet as I'm so distracted by the outright weirdness of this stadium in Reykjavik! ⚽️

Suspect we'll be seeing them in Southern Div 1 Central next season!

Another Sarina Weigman masterclass ⚽️ #Lionesses

Tell her about Ye Olde Dial-up Internet and the Compact Discs of Yore!

There'll be an ITV technician out there somewhere getting a phone call and thinking "FFS, every bloody time there's a Bank Holiday!"

These random programmes leading into Emmerdale are getting worse by the week 😂 #ITV #ITVdown

Well, that's that music in my head for the rest of the day!

"Gin and shite, please, barman!"

As the great philosopher Peppy Hare once said, "Use bombs wisely!"

I would give anything to have an Amani from Gogglebox to sit next to me just casually being gorgeous and giggling at all my jokes #Gogglebox

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I didn't like it...

Normally I can put up with the odd Americanism in football, but a serious international news agency like Reuters describing a young defender as a "homegrown D" is really pushing it

Supporting Aylesbury United u18s against Harwell & Hendred in the Berks & Berks Girls Cup Final! It's 3-0 to Aylesbury at half time here at Beaconsfield Town. 🦆🦆🦆

I still can't believe they chose to give him the big main event push during the brief period where his actual ring name was "Mr. Ass"

*nods* Ronda

That's ok. I just won't sell his punch.

Ninth consecutive round of the FA Cup for me, and ground number 300! West Ham United v Queens Park Rangers at London Stadium #FACup #Groundhopping

Stotfold v Aylesbury United 🦆 #NonLeague #Groundhopping?

For most of 2025, I had no intention of seeing 2026. With the way this year has started, I wish I'd stuck to my guns.

Great news for the Boss 'n' Hug Connection. They can use her name when they are reunited!

Oh my god. 'Elvis' has just absolutely broken me. #Elvis

The mood was bright
But this all sucks
Those little shites
Have fucked it up

And you have my bow.

A PICTURE OF YOUR CAT STOP

Great thumbnail choice from Jeremy, as ever

Football, bloody hell #WSL

Extraordinary seeing a guy who had massive go-away heat for a good 75% of his career being hailed as the Greatest of all Time™️

The Tube Line

I disagree. Anybody unemployed enough could tell you that the shittest game show is, in fact, 'The Answer Run', presented by Jason Manford.