"you should post that on bluesky" - my spouse who is neither baked nor toasted but rather sardonic

Baked = indica
Toasted = sativa

Me looking swagged the fuck out with a blunt

Happy 4/20 to all who celebrate 😎✨

Auspicious happenings: found shutter shades in the aldi parking lot, my grocery bill came out to $69, and today is 4/20 😎✨

I'm a pretty great poet in that regard, but you'll have to take my word for it.

Creating unique passwords is a form of poetry

honestly I *should* write to my congressperson about this, it's not like they'll listen to me anyways

I have been unfairly conscripted into board games two nights in a row 😢

😌 this is the way of the wise.

Scientists Prove That Experimental Animation Can Cure Social Media Brain Rot | Animation Magazine A new study from UC Santa Barbara shows that watching experimental animation expands creativity and opens new ways of seeing the world.

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

www.animationmagazine.net/2026/04/scie...

I have so much weird al music but so little space on my phone 😢

your nose, queen

🫱🔴🫲

Banger

😵‍💫 woah…

When Woke 2 happens, apartment managers and towing companies get the wall alongside landlords.

All cameras are real cameras if you believe in them <3

if bluesky is gonna constantly keep logging me out of my browser, they should at least make it so I don't have to dig into a settings menu to toggle dark mode back on

My cat looking regal

She’s going princess mode ✨

I think I get pretty good engagement from less than 200 people - I appreciate you all!

Goddamn. I run a lean operation.

@realfollowers.bsky.social tell me the secret number

Nobody in this house takes me seriously

(I suggested baking bread in the microwave)

picture of me, nude, lit by blacklight with glowing white ribbons

I looked really cute last night 😘

I really hope people aren't reading it as "of fucking course" bc it's my stock response when people thank me for things 💀

I don’t mind driving my friends places, it just makes planning hard and I’m bad at planning

So I know queers-who-can’t-drive is a Thing and all but why do they always have to live 30+ minutes from my place 😵

Cheese eaters cope and seethe (my dairy allergy does not bias me in any way)

Most breakfast sandwiches are better without cheese

Sausage egg and hot sauce on a muffin is perfect, you don’t need the flavor (what little there is) of American cheese to complete it. If you want some more fat butter the muffins

Pulitzer? I hardly know 'er!

(jk I'd let her pulitz me any day of the week 😘)

y’all, I cannot tell you how much #100followers means to me 😭 this is an invaluable part of my journey 🖤

I love y’all, here’s my favorite picture of my #girlcock plus #tits

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