Putin: So, Don, would you also like these conpromising Epstein pics in walket size?

Ciao caro Roberto! Eccomi! Mi aspetto contenuti avvincenti anche qui! 😀

What do you want - for us to throw you a perade? 😀

Schumer is voting for Stephen King’s “It” - it is time again for the Summer Democratic Book Club!

I’ll have you know he is probably writing a stern letter to Trump as we speak! 😀

To be fair, Obama was mean to him during the Correspondent’s Dinner 12 years ago, so this is all justified.

Times Tomorrow: Literally nothing to see here. Trump and Bibi are awesome!

Maybe Iranian hackers willuncover Trump’s Depends receeipts next!

Sone of us sane people tried to speak out but the country, as a whole, is too damn stupid.

And none of the 100 trans athletes can play with their identified gender. And Sesame Street is on the ropes!

Jake Tapper tomorrow: Iran struck.., by Biden’s super secret dementia…

Now, now - Kamala said she’d let trans prisoners continue hormones instead of letting them get murdered - so worthy losing our democracy over, no? 😀

That man makes me physically ill.

Don’t be silly. Trump will find 50 ways to kill us all by then. War? Viruses? Asbestos?

I think Peter is still worse but, I like with Peter, I think any character who bumps Drew off should be rewarded. #gh

I think many of us felt CD was phoning it in for years. #gh

It was better than the original plan - on this day 62 years ago, Steve and Audrey first did oral. #gh 😀😀

Feel better!! 🙏

How much cat food have you tried to make the comparison? 😀

I keep saying, cut Mags some slack! She wants to be the official Documentarian of the Reich.

Fox didn’t ask Zelensky why he was the only one to emerge from the Oval without orange lips. Wonder why,

Um, you don’t need an intelligence service to do that. Some local kid with a lemonade stand could do it for $20.

I totally do not declare my activities when I’m Spiderman. Unlimited vigilante power embraced by the state…and (insider secret) a smoked ham quarterly..

Is Amy K the new Susan C?

Many think certain sinematik effects were cheap and totally overdone.

So sorry. Sending light and positive thoughts your way!

I think I may join Elon’s Mars program. The odds of living seem somehow better.

Isn’t it funny how Elmo never says Black and brown people should have dozens of babies? Just white folks like himself. Why is that?

They can probably order their date rapes in like Dominos.

Who in their tight mind would say no to Dante?