How dare you?

Grok lol

PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN.

Trump may have closed the Strait of Hormuz. But it's up to the incoming Democratic president to reopen it.

--Bret Stephens, January 2029

I mean, this isn't even satire anymore. They've been doing this for decades

PLEASE HELP YOUR TRANS SIBLING.

Not that they really care. All of Trump's chronies just want to look tough

*rinshot*

“There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

.Frank Wilhoit

And they always think they're in the in group

Now that I can feel for them

I can't even play bothered to feel that for them

Reminder: conservatives always think that the rules won't apply to them. It's why they're so surprised when the face eating leopards eat their face

Why dies the headline make them sound sympathetic? Kinda don't wanna read the article

Extremely good girls.

PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN.

lol

But our job isn't to provide a service to the users it's to provide money to our executives

Ah. Now it makes more sense

But think of all the money will save by using the environment destroying machine that only works about a fifth of the time

You can start posting dark houses

Depends. Is the baby white?

Watch some work programming. You'll either be gay or trans by the end. Then you can answer the question

Is this an op-ed for the New York times?

That's weird. At least it's not just me, but it's baffling how easily this app breaks

Pull my cord. I am not responsible for anyone else's actions. If the baby refuses? Well that's on it

For some reason, it won't let me scroll up to see what your replying to. So I don't know the context of your response. Sorry

I'm sorry you don't want to hear the truth. But that's not my problem

I wish it was possible