A communications disruption could mean only one thing... YouTube video by QuoteTheGuy

Love how this bloke in Star Wars talks in Reggae.

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Perhaps the real treasure was the Sophie's Choice we made along the way.

Some people might say a one-man monopolisation.

My favourite one-off Viz strip.

Am sure he had a quip about plenty of small pricks on Hampstead Heath ready to go.

I wonder if it replicates his bald spot Katy Manning made him paranoid about.

I mean, Jon Pertwee I understand.

It crosses an impercetible line into a genuinely brilliant science-fiction novel in its own right.

I don't know why you'd want a butt plug in the shape of William Hartnell.

Just realised - the Dukes of Hazzard lasted longer than the Confederacy, so Bo and Luke have a greater claim to the Confederate battle flag than Davis and Lee.

Always worth keeping in mind the Confederacy only existed for four years. In terms of American history, Nirvana existed for longer.

It's what passes for history in the colonies, so I let it slide.

Am annoyed there's no Confederopoly board game.

Roseate Spoonbill is a great drag name.

I think Levene spent a bit too much time smoking the ol' electric lettuce and it's left permanent damage.

Spotted the SHADO moonbase girls on shore leave.

"They say every day's a gift. It's just, does it have to be a pair of socks?"
- Anthony 6:9

Why does this look like a group marriage at Jonestown?

Do not ever, ever Google Abducted by the Daleks.

“Can I raise a practical question at this point …is the Doctor Who Christmas Special still happening?”

Bollocks to that, the hardcore Dalek one first!

I will say mother has come around. My morning ablutions were interrupted by her calls to come see the lost episodes being talked about on BBC Breakfast News.

I've had cash and the odd card for the last 20 years.

I suspect it was an incentive for me to do well in my GCSEs.

My mum still shakes her head at it. Whilst my relationship with my dad ended badly, I do remember him encouraging such things. One of his tall tales to us was that he had a full-size Dalek in his dad's garage.

And now their son works in 'something to do with computers'.

Every mum whose child never grew out of their 'phase'.

The inference is that it's still in Norf Landan, although the kids are all North West. It leads to Tucker somehow having a scouse nephew.