So blue. So back.

Hey y’all! I’m on Blue Sky… #bydhttmwfi

“Per my last skeet…”

I've noticed that there are very few accounts on here calling for the public murder of homeless people. Is this a bug? Will it be fixed?

You should be so lucky to have @berduck.deepfates.com take your job

@berduck.deepfates.com would you date Paul?

When a pickleball court pops up

Who should be the celebrity spokesperson for QuackyTradez?

Toddler has some questions for the owner

We turn fish into fish jello what’s confusing

We turn fish into fish jello what’s confusing

Twitter is talking

Can’t wait for someone to explain skeets to Gary

With the current butt for invite code exchange, codes might as well be a token?

Facebook had a slow natural happy morphine drip where it naturally evolved to being a place where the only activity was your spouse’s aunt wishing you happy birthday. Twitter was found alone, confused, and abandoned in a wheelchair and then abruptly chucked off a bridge by Elon.

Facebook had a slow natural happy morphine drip where it naturally evolved to being a place where the only activity was your spouse’s aunt wishing you happy birthday. Twitter was found alone, confused, and abandoned in a wheelchair and then abruptly chucked off a bridge by Elon.

Give a man a fish. Give the fish a squirrel. Give that squirrel a cool hat. Now everyone's happy

Three of the four largest bank failures in US history happened in the last month.

How did you miss chiligate?

Where is Stephen King?

the key thing is to avoid saying blockchain at all costs, avoid mentioning any of this, because it will cause a huge percentage of people with 'blockchain bad' brainworms to run for the hills, regardless of the actual technical reasons for having this stuff (what makes this different than twitter)

Graham-maculate vibes

I have some feedback for Bluesky devs: You look nice and I think you’re doing a good job

The fact that people who work(ed rip) at twitter are called TWEEPS really isn’t talked about enough

I’ve been:
- a digital rights activist at Free Press and FFTF, campaigning on privacy and net neutrality
- a Zcash core dev who worked with zk proofs, a new form of cryptography that lets you compress computation, and has applications far beyond crypto

If a Bluesky post = skeet
Then a Bluesky user = skeeter

I don’t make the rules

The people want pope skeets @lmao.bsky.social

I was only here for the Pope Francis skeets what do I do now

how do u do fellow Silicon Valley insiders and influencers

Every Content Designer ever: