Screwed around and got a bird feeder and now I’m listening to bird calls and writing down in my bird journal what birds I see #30hitmelikeaBRICK

I need whoever gave my number to all these spam callers that I have zero cash due to the economy so they can chill about calling me every 2 seconds.

I’m at this point where scrolling on my phone before bed I know will not be nearly as exciting as the scenarios I make up in my mind before falling asleep

Most adult thing I’m proud of is my 850 credit score 😂

Flew too close to the sun and played hide and seek barefoot outside with my son (so much fun) and now I’m having the worlds worst allergy reaction #soworthit 🥰

A Great Horned Owl snoozing in the sunshine.

A woman that works for me has parents, sisters, brothers, nieces, nephews that are in Lebanon. The updates she shares in our 1:1s guts me. I will walk out of the meetings fuming because everyone around me doesn’t watch the news because it’s too hard. The luxury. The grief and rage feels bottomless.

How am I supposed to just go about my day make PowerPoints, provide updates on KPIs, make dinner, put my son to bed knowing what my country is threatening to do tonight. I am physically sick.

finally listened to porch light.. honestly i think noah kahan should just come to my house on album release day and run me over back and forth with his car because it would honestly hurt less. what the FUCK was that??

The US president posting on social media “praise be to allah” on Easter Sunday was not on my bingo card for 2026

How it today only Wednesday? Can it just be 2027 already

With how this world is feeling right now I need yall to stop posting the hidden rooms you find in your homes on TikTok and keep it to yourself. Just promise to use it for good later

So I told my sister in law that I was disassociating again and she said do you think it’s cause you haven’t taken your medicine in over a month??? I swear my jaw was on the floor because how dare she tell me about the consequences of my own actions

These pictures have built a château in my head because they will live there rent free for the rest of my life

The music industry Taylor swift

She said it was my personality as whole and that it’s actually positive because she was the happiest thing about that show but what made her think of it is how excited I get about my hobbies and trying new things and I’m bad at all of them but keep excitedly pursuing on anyway…thanks???? I guess????

And since I’m already spiraling my new friend that I had over for dinner last weekend told me I reminded her of sue heck from the middle SUE HECK ‼️

Today at work I tried to help carry people’s lunch trays to the trash and on the way there I dropped something and every time I bent down to pick up what I dropped, I dropped something else. This happened 3 times in front of my peers. Really strong day for me showing my new found executive presence.

I hate that this song exists because it will forever exist inside of me

might have actual twins here

Thank you bama for knowing how to ball so that I can go to sleep with peace 🙏🏼

But for real I cried the whole movie and it was exactly what I pictured in my head while reading and I think I will never recover this high….well maybe if Bama wins it all #amazeamazeAMAZE

Bama hoopin

I do not think there will ever be a story I love more than Project Hail Mary

Girls’ night was both fun and heavy. There is something so special about womanhood, the way we can sit around a table and share the heaviest parts of our hearts, fears of deportation, the loss of children, divorce, and still somehow find space to laugh and hold onto a little whimsy 💞

how many times has his girlfriend said

"why are we always talking about HER?!?!"

Feeling cute for girls night 💃

where’d you get the confidence to call me baby?

When work makes sure to do a men’s AND women’s bracket 🥹

30 is hitting me like a BRICK 😂 Just got told they found that I have arthritis in my back that they found through a scan looking for the tumor in my chest.