I like birdsong, fresh air, quilts, naps, and daffodils. Spring is my favorite season. Daylight savings time can go fuck itself though.

Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test

I’m advocating for a return to cassette tape players in cars. Cassettes didn’t scratch, were easy to store, and I didn’t have to pay a streaming service fee every month. Just Billy Joel Greatest Hits all day, ere’ day.

The Democratic National Committee keeps asking me for money. What the fuck do they do with my donations? I feel like I’m better off donating directly to the politicians and causes I believe in like the ACLU. I’m pretty sure the DNC just makes confetti for their conventions.

Spooky!!! Home-grown, domestic, etc.

Group Of People All Smoking Cigarettes Outside Building Must Have Just Finished Sex Together

Group Of People All Smoking Cigarettes Outside Building Must Have Just Finished Sex Together

Bruce and Selina at the dance ball | Batman Returns YouTube video by Flashback FM

youtu.be/GuidzJ0iyVs?... A formative love scene for me. I am healthy. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Today, while renewing my tag at the courthouse, I said, “Thank you for your service,” to a man in full camouflage and an army style hat who had one leg. He replied, “I was never in the military. I just wear the uniform.” Incidentally, he was stopped at the door for trying to enter with a firearm. ??

Easy action. I do >1 call a day. This org makes it even easier. Topics, scripts and phone numbers. You can convert 90 seconds of your social media time into Resistance. Then right back to your doom scrolling. 5calls.org.

Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

Kendrick Lamar delivered the best halftime show since Lady Gaga performed back in 2017. The performances, choreography, and cinematography were spectacular. I was in awe of how clearly Lamar conveyed his artistic message with deceptively minimalist costuming and use of patriotic colors.

My Chiefs shit the bed. All the haters I live with were delighted. Don’t worry Patrick and Travis. We’ll show them next season.

The news is covering all the horrible things Drump is doing. I want to know how the opposition is combating him and his goons. And more importantly I want to know what I can do. Signing these stupid fucking petitions isn’t accomplishing anything.

My husband and I call it “the munching hour.”

I like to watch YouTube videos about regency era clergy and Anne Boleyn facial reconstructions. I’m fun at parties!

You always have the right to remain silent. If you are white and a born citizen, and are on a train, bus, and ICE or CBP boards, stand up and loudly let everyone know that they have the right to remain silent or only answer questions in the presence of an attorney, no matter immigration status.

I can tell I’m getting older, because I’ve become attracted to Andy Griffith. He’s got that hot single-dad energy.

Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back CAMBRIDGE, UNITED KINGDOM—Saying that the species knew it had to start fucking and start fucking fast, officials from the International Union for Conservation of Nature announced Monday that loggerhea...

Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back —

Meals on Wheels America spox on OMB pause:

"the uncertainty right now is creating chaos for local Meals on Wheels providers not knowing whether they should be serving meals today. Which unfortunately means seniors will panic not knowing where their next meals will come from."

News headline reads: "Missouri trans 'snitch form' down after people spammed it with the 'Bee Movie' script." Below, a photograph shows a large transgender pride flag being held up by a crowd of protesters in an outdoor setting, with various smaller flags and banners visible. A government building and a flagpole are in the background under a cloudy sky.

Resistance takes many forms.

What’s our consensus on mustache-styling influencer videos? I prefer cyst-incising dermatologist content, because it’s less gross.

I submitted one of my short stories to a writing contest. I hope the judges like stories about time travel and arson!

I feel depressed. Maybe I should take a Tylenol… or move to Europe/Costa Rica.

🚨Arizona🚨
ICE is deliberately & knowingly harassing Native Americans in Phoenix. They fully know you’re not immigrants. All tribal nations need to band together and file a lawsuit of epic proportions to stop this ILLEGAL harassment of American citizens. This is complete bs. #ProudBlue
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@bsky.app if we suspect we are being followed by a bot, is there a way to report the bot to Blue Sky? Should I block the account?

The World’s End, Pulp Fiction, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Hit Man