Carry on like this and I’ll start to think you like me.

I’m sorry about that. I tried my best.

It’ll be because they’re very good at those guitar licks. They leave the crowd wanting more, so I believe.

You’ll have to buy me dinner first.

I think you may need a bit of aural attention.

You saw them play? How many times? I heard the current record is nine.

Is this rude? Is it something to do with having several fox in a hotel room? Is “Tally Ho!” your preferred exclamation when you’re being intimate with a lady?

Sadly, yes. But they’ve been replaced by The Mini Egg Pebbles.

Fisherman’s Friends suck.

Glasto 2026 setlist has just dropped.

It’s very hard. You’re doing brilliantly 😊

I changed jobs last April and I’m constantly on the go. Plus I rarely eat during the day. Stress is great for weight loss xx

Thanks, cocker 😊

I subscribed to the list ages ago, I just wondered who he is and why he does this. Does he target different people? @helsmels.bsky.social are you aware of all this?

Who is he? This account followed me last night. His bio is incredibly creepy.

Thank you, my lovely xx

BEE TIT! #totp

I’m finally getting rid of the ghost of husbands past x

No you haven't, you daft sausage. Try checking in at Heathrow with that. "The World? Oh yes, leaving from gate 38 in about an hour. Now go over there to the man with the latex glove on, because you're clearly on drugs"

#TOTP

A Durexit?

Are you out of the lift now? Hope you’re OK x

Absolutely, both physically and mentally. The only downside is I’m terrified of putting it back on so my relationship with food is a bit buggered now.

PM Dawn/DM Pawn. Coincidence? Probably.

Thank you, my lovely. I now have thighs so firm, I could snap a man in two.

Then it shall be so, beautimus lady xx

Thank you, my lovely. I hope you’re keeping well x

Turned on eventually after pulling the wrong bit several times?

Heaven 17 name some of your favourite TV shows #totp

You are very lovely. We must have real life hugs very soon x

I’ve done it. Six stone gone since last March.