There are a lot of excellent cover songs, but for me, this may be the best. And it's criminally underrated
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Posts by Atlas Smugged
John knew what was coming. The American Experiment has failed, because the majority of voters were so against a woman leading the nation that they repeatedly elected an adjudicated sexual offender & 34-count felon.
Great job, assholes.
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If I could choose to be anything, I'd choose to not be wrong so goddamn always.
Can we reboot Say Anything, but set in medieval times? Lloyd could hold a minstrel above his head while they play "In Thine Eyes."
How in the hell is "Markwayne Mullin" not one of the names @mst3kofficial.bsky.social used for David Ryder in Space Mutiny?!?
1st appointment with my (hopefully) new PCP. According to their scale, I now weigh 30 lbs. less than I've been lying about on my driver's license since I started driving.
If the doctor is half as nice as that scale, i found my guy.
The GOP has a Nazi problem.
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Hey fruits, what are you known for?
Apples: I'm so good for you, I keep the doctor away
Oranges: My juice is what starts your morning
Grapes: I'm the reason there's wine
Bananas: I provide so much potassium
Avocados: I turn into guacamole
Cranberries:...
...
...Fucking UTIs
Imagine. Just fucking imagine. 😳👇
Ramadan Mubarak to all my Muslim friends and family. Love to you all!
Rest in Power, Reverend Jackson.
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The view from our hotel window. Shockingly, it is overcast and intermittently raining. #Inveress #Scotland
Trying REALLY HARD to fight past the "eat a can of Aldi Spaghetti-O's cold straight out of the can" level of depression to make SOME kind of actual meal.
Right now, it's 60-40 & pick 'em.
Honest question (because I haven't actively studied civics for a while): Is there anything preventing Raskin (or any other Representative) from reading the unredacted files into the record during a committee meeting/hearing?
I don't know about delivery, but if you're up for braving the cold, the Empanada Lady is legit. My best friend is Puerto Rican, & when we went, he took one bite & put his silverware down. He took a moment, looked at me, & said it tasted like his abuela made it.
AI slop is getting harder and harder to detect.
Two contestants names Randle and Lamb
Whoa Black Betty
It's weirdly freeing when you realize that nothing that you care about & nothing that you give a fuck about matters to anyone in your life.
Oh, is The Pertussis opening again?
Biden’s mangling of a few words was a major story. Trump’s public descent into full-blown dementia is not.
I bet whoever first thought of that "Hey Hey! Ho Ho! [whatever is being protested] has got to go!" wished they'd gotten a copyright on it.
I'm kind of upset that none of my Gen-X trivia teams here in the greater Baltimore area ever used the team name "Archbishop Curley Shuffle."
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The existence of ground beef indicates the existence of air beef and water beef.
We're being denied alternate beefs.
This is incredibly difficult to look at, but we have to. We have to see and acknowledge the atrocities the federal government is doing in our names. If you are a citizen of the US, you are complicit. I am complicit. But I will not be silent.
“This is God’s call to The Episcopal Church now, and it is not an easy one. … we no longer live in a time when we can expect to practice our faith without risk, and we are confronting what vulnerable communities of faith have experienced for generations.” www.episcopalchurch.org/publicaffair...
In case anyone was wondering, "9 Dead Because of ICE" fits perfectly in the chorus, rhyme scheme be damned. music.youtube.com/watch?v=l1Pr...
I'm a kidney transplant financial coordinator who also does the claim filing & payment posting for the hospital's dental clinic. I can say with certainty that getting dialysis to treat a dental emergency is the dumbest, most useless choice possible. Like MAGA thinking stupid.
She's Always A Woman has more piano man than Piano Man. I will not be accepting questions at this time.