Trump claimed he would fix the Economy, but the average American Family STILL cannot afford a Cameo from the Rizzler

Hi there Bluesky, I took a break for a little bit to focus on other things but I'm ready to be extremely annoying online again :) did I miss anything anything important in the last couple months?

That is because Colin Kaepernick no longer plays in the NFL, hope this helps!

I'm begging brands to understand that I don't need to join a community of like-minded individuals, or get daily email updates from your founder, or learn more about the ethical practices of your business.

I just need some shoes dude. That's literally all I need.

I find the "paid protestor" line of thinking as odd as the "everyone's a Fed" line of thinking. Is your imagination so stunted that you can't even conceive of someone taking action on their own accord? Is your worldview so limited in scope that every political action must be driven by self interest?

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Came home late to a screaming cat who, when asked why he's crying, sprints across the room and dives into a box and begins purring. You have one guess what color this dumb-dumb is.

Wait, did the Sumerians invent Wojaks? Cuz that's exactly what those guys look like

Ezra Klein Is Mourning The End Of The Civilacrum Klein wants a simulation of politics without conflict. Ascendant fascism won't allow that.

This article perfectly sums up the conversation between Coats and Klein, and alludes to the fact that the "dirtbag left" for all its flaws is vastly more clear eyed in its assessment of contemporary politics and our current historical moment.

badfaithtimes.com/ezra-klein-i...

Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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My take on One Battle After Another is that it is a mistake to view it as a film with political answers. The politics of the movie are secondary to the story it is telling, and they are not directly related to the politics of our moment other than "ICE is bad, immigration crackdowns are racist."

Ya know who DIDNT get a degree in podcasting?

Like imagine spending $100k a year at Syracuse just to start a podcast called "The Garage Dudes" or "Hangin' with Michael"

You can a podcasting degree from Syracuse, but you'll never be Him

I'm saying this as someone with an undergrad degree in Poetry: you should feel embarrassed if you tell someone you have a degree in Podcasting.

This is a blatant first amendment violation

(They could probably suspend our Shudder subscriptions if they wanted to tbh)

Lotta bad news these days but happy spooky season to all my fellow Adult Goths out there in BlueSky land. They can suspend our rights, but they can never suspend our Shudder subscriptions

I get that not many people visit this page, but it feels like a testing of fences. Will a blatant violation of the Hatch Act be enforced? If not, they'll probably push this out to other websites

Cuz uhhhhh

HUD Home | HUD.gov / U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) The Radical Left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people.

Ok I get we're all talking about Hegseth right now, but y'all been check Hud.gov recently?

"Regular, hard PT" bro did not complete a single pull up, we all saw the video

I'm actually glad that military leaders were present in the room for this. I think it's important that the people who actually do things understand the priorities of their bosses and the disconnect between them

I think the craziest part of this tho is looking through lineup and seeing that it's mostly men who don't do that kind of stuff. Tons of a-listers, Bill Burr and Mo Amer probably the two that are most disappointing.

Any comic performing at Riyadh who signed this thing is NEVER allowed to say "you can't joke about anything anymore" ever again

Once again locking arms to defend the indefensible! Jumping spiders are horrifying 😭

McDonalds running Extra Value Meal ads during NFL games is a recession indicator

Calling top military officials from around the world for an in person meeting so I can tell them about this CRAZY dream I just had

Dudes gun falls out of his belt because he completely failed to secure it as he put it there. Unbelievably sloppy, you can watch it hang loose and start to slip as he bends over

Spot on