I always say this, but the Trump animatronic at Disney World is clearly a Hillary Clinton one they hastily repurposed

i just remembered that pete rose is dead. and now you did, too.

:)

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

i love starting with "lots of strange reactions to this game" and following that up with the strangest reaction yet

Acquired Burn Out

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

I thought that Microsoft Copilot commercial where the NFL scouts use AI to tell them which player to pick was at best stupid and at worst wholly offensive to anyone involved in scouting.

John Lynch saw it and said “hell yeah.”

the market for smart glasses is literally only perverts, I don't know why we keep doing this

(i know why, don't @ me)

Surprising to see Milwaukee in the top half here; it sure hasn't felt that good so far.

Hyundai continuing to win in the "making EVs that actually look cool" department

Any and all scientists and engineers that built the running robot: I curse you. May the bread you eat taste as ashes in your mouths

The Princess Bride, Clue, The Blues Brothers. off the top of my head

it's a big fuck you SUV, all blacked out, with custom blackout rims, and excessively lifted

in case anyone was wondering, in an andybee administration, these fuckers would also be illegal, not just ridiculously oversized pickup trucks.

Unfrozen Caveman Baseball Announcer

the substack platform sent maybe 10 subscribers my way (only after i stopped posting there), but the only thing that ever significantly grew my audience was pivoting to Ghost and linking to it on Bluesky

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

as anticipated.

"he's been at it a loooong time" "his best years were back with the Rays"

he's 32! he's probably gonna pitch another 6 or 7 years!

why does BA keep talking about Pete Fairbanks like he's 43 and in his last season before retirement

"Let's see if the Brewers have it in them! Rengifo, Lockridge, and Perkins coming up"

yeahhh probably not

It's Miz Day

📺: http://brewers.tv
📻: WTMJ

#ThisIsMyCrew x @NicoletLaw

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

it's really fun working in the tech department in a school district with thousands of chromebooks where one of every five chrome updates breaks every student device.

incredible company google has devolved into

love it when the Milwaukee Brewers Win A Ball Game

Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

kid rock, ty pennington, any other ugly annoying douche with a grating voice im missing?

it sucks and im gonna lose my mind seeing these ads all season. fuck car shield.

what gave it away 😂

I desperately need someone to punch Eric Byrnes in the face on video

The Nico Hoerner contract would be an insult to Brice at this point.