Think I’m coming to this Waffle House too often. They basically have my order memorized

One of the fringe benefits of being banished to the gig economy is that I get to take pictures of the bird I occasionally come across during order runs

I really should have brought something to occupy my time better with fuck

Ah. Maybe I am a gambling addict.

He has been imprisoned for his crimes

Running deliveries past 2 in the morning really isn’t helping me rehab into someone who operates during normal people hours lmfao

Food’s decent, at least

I find myself ending up at Waffle House more and more on these late night delivery runs. Not sure if that’s a good thing or not.

At the airport food court going absolutely feral watching the girl behind the counter make that sbussy sbop

All my applications, rejected. Probably a good time to make good on that whole voiceover thing

Prometheus says “hot take” and Greek gods respond “no give that back.”

This creature broke into my house and immediately found the cock sauce bottle. #flork

Do NOT let this man on the plane with you.

wtf I love flipping coins

Showing up to my next interview with that Young Sheldon fit so they’ll eject me from the third story window

every xenoblade 1 cutscene

PANEL 1 Leslie and Brianne are in their car. Brianne is driving. Leslie: Brianne, how do YOU deal with people who spout the most asinine beliefs? Brianne: Eh, I usually just nod and agree with whoever I'm talking to at the moment. PANEL 2 Leslie: That's no way to live! You ought to take a stand, and speak up for what you really believe in! PANEL 3 Brianne (turning to Leslie and nodding): Damn, you're so right. I completely agree. Leslie: Well, I'm glad you've come to your sens- PANEL 4 Leslie (disgruntled, whipping her head back towards Brianne): Hey wait a minute!

The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass

This bar will not go un-vomited tonight, of that I can assure you

Snorting lines of Red 40 just for the love of the game

It's a novelty bottle of hot sauce in the shape of a rooster (or cock, short for cockerel)

Ayo check out my cock sauce

IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.

go birds!