Monotone Monday

VERY

Someone else at work has the same name as me and keeps getting invited to - and joining - highly confidential meetings meant for me 🙃

Ours is fastidious with every little cost

Mortgage broker is judging how much I spend on coffee beans each month 😪

Pretty sure that line was said in the dream actually

Jonathan Bailey featurette in last night’s dream

If you make it work, let me know

Love an extra thick…smoothie

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Sometimes I forget what carnage central London is

Who up getting their rays ☀️

We should be allowed to publicly shame adults on scooters

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I don’t

Do you ever have one of those days where you just 🙃😒😠😤😢🫩💀

Happy Frigay or whatever they say

Warranted

We can all be whichever we aspire to

Sometimes they're one and the same

Sicily summer waits for no one

What horrors await us today I wonder 🫶🏻

Just want to YAP but Bluesky has us well and truly muzzled

Please fix mine whilst you’re at it

Bluesky Me

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Having a meltdown

I'd like a full review (only if complimentary, though. Otherwise I am not interested in any thoughts or feedback)

Woke up this morning and chose violence (turned the blender on at 6am)

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All dressed up and nowhere to go (the office doesn’t count)