I’m currently at my kid’s college orientation in Kenosha. Some dude in the back has asked “how many hours a day do I need to be in class? Like 45 minutes?” and “Where should my grandma send my care packages?”
Anyone who works for any kind of health insurance company can fuck off forever.
My son has been trying to find a roommate for his freshman year in college. He thought he found a good guy to live with…but the guy backed out when my son told him that he’s gay. I fucking hate the world some times.
Shaking like a dog pissing razorblades
That’ll significantly reduce my chances of listening down from the 0% they’re already at.
I’ll be in Maumee on Tuesday….
My kid broke this remote a month ago. It still works.
I think I went there when I was a kid. Probably 35 years ago
I’ve watched this video of Mike Lindell being served legal papers during his TV interview at CPAC a dozen times already! 🤣🤣
If you hate them…then what do you care if they think you’re an asshole?
This movie is garbage. But you don’t need to post fake AI shit to prove it.
Get the fuck off this team, Ian.
Pittsburgh yesterday. Standing around not only not doing anything, but actively distracting a TSA agent.
Six pitches. Six strikes.
GOD DAMMIT IAN!!
Bumped into that guy at the Orange County airport a few weeks ago. He looked pissed as hell.
In 2001 I worked at Guitar Center in Chicago. Billy came in with some other dude. Billy wouldn’t talk to anyone except his guy. He’d ask a question and his guy would ask the salesperson and then repeat the answer back to Billy. Like having a translator but everyone was speaking English.
Getting pretty alarmed by the amount of people I graduated high school with posting pictures of their grandkids.
This one should be next.
So listen.
I love Rush. Don't get me wrong. One of the best bands to ever create music in this era.
But $250 for the absolute WORST SEATS in an arena?
I'm talking last row nosebleeds in a stadium.
Without Neil Peart, no. F you, LiveNation/Ticketmaster.
How’d I get blocked by that dude?
My kid is the biggest gamer I’ve ever met. Their favorite game of all time is Undertale.
I heard that happens because your ancestors had anal sex at some point.
If someone in my family lineage “caused” my kid to be gay, the only thing I want to do is thank them because my gay kid is one of the best people I’ve ever met and I wouldn’t change a single god damn thing about them.
Parent of a gay person here. I say this with completely sincerity:FUCK OFF. I wouldn’t change a single thing about any of my kids. If someone in my family line “caused” them to be gay then I have zero interest in holding them accountable.I do, however, want to thank them for giving me an amazing kid
Boomer Facebook is a thing
Walking through John Wayne airport this morning and looked just in time to see Kerry King from Slayer walking past me the other way.
This douche came into my work once and he was the biggest dickhead. Wouldn’t talk to anyone besides his spokesperson. Wouldn’t acknowledge anyone else. It was literally like he was using a translator to communicate but everyone was speaking English. But yeah, it was the CIA….
Sitting at O’Hare waiting for my flight. A group of Notre Dame seniors are sitting next to me discussing their progress in applying for jobs after graduation. One guy just said he’s meeting with a professor tomorrow for a letter of recommendation to help get a job that pays $17/hour.
Who the fuck would do this?? And in February??
