My concept of time is so fucked up I thought “damn that didn’t happen a year or two ago?” It was 2020

😂😂😂

Damn RIP Zander

The way that shit would have turned into a piñata in my eyes

Sucks to suck bro 😂

The data center said that???

Saw something on IG where a Amazon driver wears flip flops and includes her feet in the delivery pics because she gets bigger tips 🫠

😂😂😂

It's ironic how posts that end with "thoughts?" always have absolutely no thought behind them

Born n raised in the county of Dade

Does the IRS take Affirm

“I’d love to see this bullet go through your forehead. Weird.”

#6 pissed me off

One word: ownership

A whopper made right is unfuckwithable

It just looks like all most of them did was remove the outlines from the numbers

But that alternate Ravens helmet??? 😮‍💨

Just saw Target is doing a Pokémon collab and from what I’ve seen, so many of you are going to “make an exception”

This is preemptive shame

Sending them to therapy ain’t a magic bullet either. You see how some just weaponize the new lingo they learn

This is one of those “shut up and pat yourself on the back” days

Do I want to make pancakes or a BEC?

a man is standing in front of a bed with a white comforter Alt: Jumping back into bed

Oh my only meeting for the day got moved to Tuesday

😂

I’m embarrassed to admit I want to see that Street Fighter movie

Did Bluesky get cracked last night bc she’s acting different.

ALT:

Lfg

Ping Pong ball me up!!!

Lottery or another game? BBQ or mildew?

I’m in the arena and I’m torn lmao