Josh Allen looks like a grown-up Cabbage Patch Doll.

A bust of Harrison Ford; The only reason you need to buy a 3D printer

Snoot

Anyone know where I can find a really high res copy of this? For reasons.

Underrated scene #ResidentAlien

Muppet adaptations of Agatha Christie novels would be amazing. I will die on this hill. #muppets

Cozy

I picked up the old Hondo acoustic a few weeks back on FB marketplace. It needed some easy repairs (regluing the bridge, new machine heads). It now plays beautifully and looks absolutely stunning.

Really trying to use this more but seems hard when i get "Rate Limit Exceeded" every time I try to post an image.... @support.bsky.team Is there a way to see when my rate limit resets?

Hitting a rate limit when I try to post a picture- the fuck @bsky.app

One of the community-building things I do around campus is to add a buddy seat next to the toilet in the awkwardly large bathroom.

Finally got around to deactivating my twitter. So I’m here now.

This is a thing now, and it will remain a thing.

This is a cornerstone of my ideology.

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Just boosting this gold I tweeted 3 years ago.

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Have they ever made Muppet Murder Mysteries? If not, why not? @TheMuppets

Stafford served 12 years in Detroit

Stafford earned this

Von Miller has always been able to get to Brady.

While we are all watching football, let's not forget that Ray Lewis was involved in the murder of two people in Atlanta in the year 2000

FYI- starting tomorrow you can make your way backwards through an advent calendar to count down the days until Trump leaves office. #BidenHarris2020

My Mac Mini runs hotter than any of my other computers so I use it to thaw my uncrustable sandwiches.

Hot Take: I think @realDonaldTrump is really upset about losing the election. He has not tweeted in a while.... #Election2020

Biden jogged out there just because Trump can't.

I mean, Donald must leave some serious stink on a mattress...Diamond Joe deserves better than that.

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Serious question: Does the White House replace the mattresses in the bedrooms or do they just flip them between presidents?

Pence is so full of shit that he is starting to attract flies

Humans started burying their dead because they were hoping they would grow back

I have never flown on an #AmericanAirlines flight that was not delayed

If you really want to piss off Republicans, register in Spanish.

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