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Posts by Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street

Right, the theory feels kinda plausible but the other credits make it hard to believe. Also, I know the New Yorker only interviewed him by email, but they’re famous for rigorous fact checking and wouldn’t run an interview with the guy if they weren’t convinced he’s real.

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InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

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The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lovers- My Brother, My Brother and Me

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🎶O-U-T the O.T.O.
Ally Crowley’s got to go!🎶

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Never seems to be having anything less than a blast; makes everything he’s in more fun; and whatever weird gender trip I’m on in life has a fair bit to do with him and Rocky Horror.

You could say that without him, I wouldn’t have a CLUE

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Me: But Chief, why didn’t Carmen Sandiego just steal the cocaine from The Eagles? They were so high at this time that they wouldn’t have even noticed a kilo going missing.
Da Shi from “3 Body Problem,” who knows he’s going to have to do all the real detective work on this case: (chortles softly)

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Oh thank goodness, FINALLY a Democrat who dares to blame the Left for everything and has the guts to say “Vote blue no matter who.”

I wish more Democrats would try to inspire their voters instead of scolding them.

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Hey, she’s finally first at something!

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For the 75millionth time this year I’m reminded of the Upton Sinclair line about how it is difficult to get a man to understand something his salary depends upon him not understanding.

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Cultivating a personality would require acknowledging that women have inner lives and interests; these guys want a woman to 1) prove their worth to other men and 2) do their shopping and laundry

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People think they can make trans people disappear, but-

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It's no big mystery: most of the mainstream media has been trying to convince everybody that that's what happened!

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Narrator from the intro to P-Funk's classic "Maggot Brain:"

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"I don't regret joining the Leopards Eating Peoples' Faces Party, I merely regret that they're eating my face, rather than other peoples' faces, a cause I continue to support, and I hope they'll reconsider and have the leopards eat other peoples' faces," says woman who will never learn anything.

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The internet has done so many bad things to us, but I still enjoy it so much when one person I admire says they’re a fan of someone else I admire.

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This is a nasty trick that you see a lot in mainstream media: people who could maybe be described as *cultural* elites (academics, LGBTQ people) are written about as if they have elite *wealth and power*, which they usually don't. The sleight of hand permits all kinds of attacks.

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I feel like one staffer has been tirelessly trying to get him to use this metaphor for months on end, and today's finally the day.

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Me when I go to a community production of "Beetlejuice!" and I'm seated near Lauren Boebert-

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She means "a brown guy."

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Jeffrey Epstein’s buddies are Having a Normal One about the decline in teen births.

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She transed 261 women in Texas, and it was much harder in those days—for one thing you had to do it door-to-door…

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Here’s what I’d like to hear: “I don’t know why you’re all still talking about me when I made two seasons of a decent sketch show 20 years ago and that’s it. Anyway here are receipts showing I’ve given all my money to provide healthcare for trans people. I have to go now; my home planet needs me.”

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He catchphrase is “Sit down.”

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Don’t forget: the Times’ position is that Harris lost because Democrats went too far on trans rights (except for the article the other day where they admitted that didn’t happen).

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We’re in this weird phase where they’re trying to recapture “the magic” of Trump from 10 years ago by pretending he’s SO unpredictable and interesting and totally with it when none of those things are true at all.

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I feel like this was a perfectly normal (and uninteresting) political publicity stunt except that the news started covering it like it was a real, unplanned delivery for no reason

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It's hard to pick a favorite Spinal Tap song, but I think the best song TITLE has to be "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight"

Simple, subtle, dumb as shit -- perfection

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Newspapers were/are great because, minus a few specific emergencies, you only need to check the news once a day. Meanwhile the people who report the news get more time to do the job properly and there’s less need to pump out nonsense.

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